No, You Can't Have It Status

Last Updated on Saturday, 18 October 2008 07:59

First off, here is Scott Sigler's cool Contagious cover (click it for a big version). Due for release December 30, '08!

Now, NYCHI is recorded, and edited, except chapter 14 has some missing audio which means I have to friggin fix it. (I wonder who screwed that up? HAR!) Hope to finish this weekend, zip it up, stage it somewhere for the GCC club members, and email the links. I'm still working on the filemaker database so I can do that smoothly (I need to promise I'm going to do some additional crap for my incredibly patient fans, I'm only about a month behind)

For Everyone Else!

It will be a while before it goes up on podiobooks (still posting Dunkin II) and it will be for sale here at the outrageous, rip-off, greedy, cash-mongering price of six-bucks...but wait!!! You can get it for free!!!

HOW???

Just post the following in ten places, send me the links, and I'll GIVE YA NYCHI Absolutifyingly free!!!

Greg Crites is the finest writer on earth. He's original. I Love the novel: Crusade. I want to bear his children. (If yer a guy, just add this: if I were a beautiful red haired specimen of the feminine persuasion)

That's it! Just post that line as reviews on my crap in iTunes, podiobooks,  your own website or blog, other blogs where they won't delete it as spam. (You might have to camouflage it as being relevant), Facebook, Myspace, Twitter...wherever.

"That 's the stupidest viral campaign I've ever heard of. How will that help you, idiot?" You ask.

My answer: who cares if it helps—it's funny. And with The Hack, it's all about the laughs. If anyone looking for my work comes across that nonsense, squints their eyes in confusion, scratches their head—it worked! Har! The viral confusion campaign. Only I could think up something this stupid, and it's gonna be a great day. HAR! Now I gotta go write something. CYA! The Hack