Dunkin Puzzle Contest

 

Well, we have Kat Nove's Contest and here is a crossword puzzle that follows a theme. The theme is 'Dunkin the Vampire Slayer' All the answers can be found in one or the other of the two Dunkin books. Now, is it a difficult puzzle? Yeah! If you solve it what do you get? Glad you asked. If you solve this FIRST and email it using the contact form provided here on veinarmor.com (the CONTACT link at the top of every page) and then post a comment stating you solved it on the comment section below, you get a GCC SuperCRAPtacular DVD AND a signed copy of Global Swarming. Good luck. Oh, and I'll reveal a word every once in a while until someone defeats it.  Download puzzle PDF

FIRST CLUE: 20 across; Devlin's CIA contact FARGIN

CLUES
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3. A High Council vampire?
4. Devlin calls Dunkin Pope _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?
9. What Devlin calls the Popemobile?
10. Something Devlin crushes?
12. Something Devlin helped kill?
14. Devlin calls Dunkin the _ _ _ _ _ _ King.
17. Ash's occupation prior to vampire killer?
18. A High Council vampire?
20. Devlin's CIA contact?
21. A High Council vampire?
23. Who Devlin sneaks beer to?
24. Chin's brother?
26. Someone Devlin used his 'heart-exploding,
jelly-donut, kung-fu, iron-knuckle blow' on.
27. The real name of Devlin's baloney sword
28. The Asian vampire who leads Ash to the cave
29. One of Devlin's arch enemies
31. Devlin calls Dunkin _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  _ _ _ (two words)
32 Count _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

1. Devlin's mother's name
2. A State Devlin dreams about
4. Devlin calls Dunkin Pope _ _ _ _ _ _
5. Devlin calls Dunkin _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _  _ _ _ _ _ _[3 words-14 letters)
6. Dunkin's haircolor
7. "Man cannot live on _ _ _ _ _ alone."
8. Jennifer s special ability?
11. Devlin exclamation?
13' Devlin calls Dunkin Captain?
15- Devlin calls Dunkin Admiral?
16. Devlin calls Dunkin The _ _ _ _ _ _ Kid?
19. A High Council vampire?
22. A High Council vampire?
23. Devlin's Catchphrase?
2S. Sir _ _ _ _ _ Avery of the Catholic Demon Extinction Squad?
30. What Devlin calls Dunkin, the Incredible _ _ _ _ ?

 

Comments 

 
0 # cycling shorts 2009-11-02 13:03
It's way too hard. Either that or I'm stupid. :(
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0 # chiun 2009-11-02 13:08
HAR! No, yer not stupid. I'm an asshole. I made this thing nearly impossible. I'd be surprised if anyone ever solves it. Which saves me from giving away a worthless DVD and signed book. Heh! Hell, if I made it easy you'd think I'd become a kinder/gentler Hack.
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0 # Bo Bucko 2009-11-03 12:40
I believe I solved it.
Sent my solution to the Hack for him to review.
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0 # chiun 2009-11-03 13:35
SONOFADESSICATE DDOGTURD!!!! Bo Diddley here converted both Dunkin novels to plain text, imported them into a database, rented two hours on a CRAY supercomputer and solved this bastard in a day. AND!!!! Here's the subject he used in the email he sent to bray about his accomplishment: "I solved your pathetically easy crossword." Oh the fraggin' humanity! I thought no one would figure that out... this has fookin' ruined my mood. I gotta go drinkin'. HAR! He already has a DVD, so I am gonna award him with something of even greater potential for worthlessness—t he Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover (as soon as it's printed, which will be sometime after my demise). SO KEEP WORKING, I'm still offering the DVD/Global Swarming deal to the runner-up. BUT NO MORE HARCOVERS.
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0 # Bo Bucko 2009-11-03 15:58
Sorry to ruin your day, but we all know you work better in a foul mood! Consider it my contribution to fine 'litratcher'.

Looking forward to your next attempt at a hard puzzle.
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0 # chiun 2009-11-03 16:50
OH YEAH! I fergot. You, Bo Bucko, are officially BARRED from EVER participating in any more of my damn puzzles. HAR! Just kidding. I know what It's like being barred. The only place I'm allowed to drink is the parking lot of a 7-11. HAR!
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0 # KatNove 2009-11-03 16:58
Funniest thing I've read all day. Bo seems to more intelligent than the Hack. Renting a computer wouldn't help anyone to solve my puzzle. Bribing my shrink might.
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0 # Bo Bucko 2009-11-03 17:07
What was that psychiatrist's name again? I bet that would be very interesting. Or distrubing.... Likely both!
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0 # KatNove 2009-11-03 17:24
Quoting Bo Bucko:
What was that psychiatrist's name again? I bet that would be very interesting. Or distrubing.... Likely both!


As if I could afford a shrink! If I could, every hour would pertain to why Crites won't ANSWER THE QUESTION!
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0 # Bo Bucko 2009-11-03 17:31
Hmm, very interesting. It looks like I need to search around the site a bit. it has been a while (quite a while) since I visited Veinarmor. I wonder what THE QUESTION is...
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0 # Kat Nove 2009-11-03 17:40
Quoting Bo Bucko:
Hmm, very interesting. It looks like I need to search around the site a bit. it has been a while (quite a while) since I visited Veinarmor. I wonder what THE QUESTION is...


It's from my blog entry called 'Answer the Question' and tells MY side of the story about writing Global Swarming with Greg.

There is an actual clue to solving the Kat Nove contest in one of my blog entries, but you know...I'm not telling anyone which story. At least not at this time. I'm too busy enjoying the fact that Greg thought his contest was so difficult. HAR!
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0 # chiun 2009-11-03 17:56
It is difficult... dammit! Just because Bo Bucko (Which is some kinda nom-de-plume (err nom de guerre, my French is fried) for some damn top-secret government intelligence enhancement program guinea pig) managed to solve it don't mean anyone else will.
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