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Dunkin III Nearly Ready

{limage}photo9.jpg{/limage} {limage}photo11.jpg{/limage} {limage}dunkin3cvr2.0.jpg{/limage} The Hack Recording Dunkin III The Hack choking on cigar while Recording Dunkin III The cover It is written, recorded, and the first 20 chapters edited...
Dunk The Hack

{limage}dunkthehack.png{/limage} HAR! I eat alphabet soup and shit novels. I had an idea to help me increase my drinking and address the issue some fans brought up. They said, "Crites, ya don't inneractivate with yer fans enough!" To which I replied via e...
Dunkin Puzzle Contest

{limage}puzzle.jpg{/limage} Well, we have Kat Nove's Contest and here is a crossword puzzle that follows a theme. The theme is 'Dunkin the Vampire Slayer' All the answers can be found in one or the other of the two Dunkin books. Now, is it a difficul...
CONTEST: Who the Hell is Kat Nove?

Kat here. Yes, I’m a real person and not the Hack in drag. If Global Swarming were a football team, I’d be second string. That’s partly the result of me being born without a penis and partly because this is Greg’s site, not mine. I have ...
HUGE Dunkin III Announcement!

You ain't getting it.HAR! Judging from the amount of email questions floating my way on a daily basis, many do not realize that until that little thermometer on the right side under the heading 'Dunkin III Release' hits 3000, Dunkin III is being held host...
Stomp Scamazon! We CAN Do It.

Envision this; a site where you can sell your used book and the author gets a dime.I want to build a site to compete with those thieving turds over at scamazon.Here’s why: they’re greedy pigfuckers. ...
Quadruple Fraggin' HAR!

Below is one of my favorite emails from a twisted reader. I just received it this morning and waking up to such a heartfelt and inspiring message is invaluable. I've printed and pasted it to the monitor of my piece-of-shit writing machine. When I start fe...
$100 Dunkin III Cover Design Contest

I just spent 20 minutes with Photoshop and some clip art farting around with a cover design for Dunkin the Vampire Slayer III: It Ain't Over Til the Fat Man Stings, But I know you can do better. So we're going to have a contest. I ain't ratified the exac...
Dunkin III Update

Doing some writing on Dunkin the Vampire Slayer III, It Ain’t Over Til The Fat Man Stings. So I started wondering if you Dunkin fans like the sneak listens? I may record the first four chapters and release them with the lugwrench if that’s how the vot...
New CritesIcon for 2012!

HEY!!! JUST USE THIS TO COMMENT ON THE LUGWRENCH FOR NOW. I TOASTED THE BLOG AND AM BUSY REPAIRING. My CritesIcon for the 2012 elections. I'm running for something, cuz I ain't running from nothing. Vote for me, or I'll hurt ya.I love playing in Photos...
Buy CONTAGIOUS Win A Crites DVD

You know you want the Crappy Crites DVD loaded with content—and you know you want a copy of Scott Sigler's follow-up to Infected — Contagious. Well, I have a signed #109 Crites Supercraptacular DVD sitting here ready to go out to the ninth caller... ...
Yeah! Yeah! Merry Christmas!

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Road Trip

Mutant troublemaking native american buddy arrived unannounced. Cajoled me into his rental car for some unnamed heathen activity. Anticipate horrible episode I'll never speak of. No phone. No computer (rat bastard steals my passwords and posts offensive t...
Cranky Crites Crypt Character Coming Soonish

{limage}TheCrypt.jpg{/limage} {limage}devlin2small.jpg{/limage}Hey! Scott Sigler, the FDO, the Lon Chaney of narration, the man of a thousand voices, the master of manuscriptal mayhem, well, he got drunk and graciously asked me to write a character for hi...
Another Late Update!

HEY FANS!Just want to share this email with you. It came in from Great Britain: Just wanted to say what a breath of fresh air your novels are.I'm subscribed through podiobooks and have listened to Dunkin the vampire slayer, am up to date on Dunkin 2 and i...
No, You Can’t Have It Audiobook Download Available Now

{limage}contagious.jpg{/limage} {limage}nychilg.jpg{/limage} First off, here is Scott Sigler's cool Contagious cover (click the pic for a big version) and click HERE to pre-order Contagious. Due for release December 30, '08! Finally finished N...
No, You Can't Have It Status

{limage}contagious.jpg{/limage} First off, here is Scott Sigler's cool Contagious cover (click it for a big version). Due for release December 30, '08! Now, NYCHI is recorded, and edited, except chapter 14 has some missing audio which means I ha...
100,000 Downloads! Massive Multi-Country Invasion!

{limage}hacked.jpg{/limage} OH THE HUMANITY!!! The Hack's anti-litrachur is spreading like a Wall Street fat cat's legs at a short-selling seminar . Hundreds of paid downloads. I'm completely out of deadtree books. DVD's crammed full of The Hack's nonsen...
HEY! GCC Club Members! You know, you idjits who bought the DVD....

I just finished editing through chapter 11 of No, You Can't Have It. I'm thinking of bundling it into the first half of the instant download package the same way I did Dunkin II and was wondering if any of you had time to download, listen, and provide fee...
IT'S COMING...

{limage}veinarmorshare.jpg{/limage} Soooon....Har! OK, this is one share of Crusade Movie Stock. I'm giving it FREE to everyone who has bought anything from me. That share is worth six-bucks towards the movie IF it gets made—and I get paid. I...

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