Zombies Ain't Funny Audiobook

Last Updated on Wednesday, 31 October 2012 06:33

It's recorded. here's a sample story from the sixteen stories in this anthology of zombie nonsense. There is no foreward cuz I've been in this biz long enough to realize you want STORY! You don't give a shit what I got to say. MAKE ME LAUGH, Dammit! HAR!

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	The audiobook! Sixteen stories. Written by fourteen different twisted humanoids. Assembled and chosen by a gang of judges who despise one another. HAR! It's 'Zombies Ain't Funny... The Anthology. This is for the audiobook. Six-hours. Narrated by Crites using his entire repertoire of bad voices, accents, and pronunciation. And, as always, Six-Bucks! $3.99! Instant download!
	This is for the book and the instant audiobook download. You get the download link and one of those things made out of ground-up trees and stuff. Eight-bucks. Free shipping. U.S. Only! My apologies to my overseas friends. Fraggin' post office wants ten-bucks to ship a' toenail fragment.

ZOMBIES AIN!T FUNNY
Anthology of zombie humor

INDEX

Nag Of The Dead, by Daniel Philip Lobe

The Zombirriffic! Traveling Comedy Troupe and Crematorium by Greg Crites

Milo and Otis and the Zombie Apocalypse by Jack D. Gibson

Charlie Decker and the Last Zombie by Bill Bibo Jr.

9-1-1, What Is Your Emergenzee? by C. N. Howard

How To Disappear Into A Zombie Killing Machine And Never Be Found Again by David Perlmutter

America's! Next!! Zombie!!! by Kevin Lauderdale

Late Last Night at O'Leary's by Tony Owens

Zombie CSI by Greg Crites

That’s Entertainment by Kat Nove

Papal Visitations by Matthew Nadelhaft

PATIENCE and FORTITUDE by John Hamler

Zombie in the Family Tree by Douglas Moore

Extreme Zombie Challenge by max keanu

McGarrigle's Bed, Breakfast and Smoking-Cure Farm by Jeni Decker

Schlepping With Zombies by R. A. Keenan

Comments

0 # Take my money! — Greg From Michigan 2011-06-14 19:38

Hurry up and post some more crap for me to buy!
....I've tried everything from rakes on chalkboards to rabid wolverines in a wood chipper but I can't get close to that growling grating sound of your voice!

I need My fix and I own everything you have for purchase!

Put up more crap so I can give you my money instead of putting gas in my car!

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0 # Is Crites the New Drug Dealer? — Kim 2011-06-14 19:45

I totally agree! Its great. Although Crites seems to enjoy the angst that he creates by posting these teasers. Waiting for more.... Is this a new form of narcotic?

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0 # RE: Is Crites the New Drug Dealer? — johnnybag 2011-06-20 12:00

I agree Kim, Crites has become a lit-tease. Just give us a little taste and then promise that the crap will come out later this week, of course it never comes out on time. I will wait patiently for it to come like pavlov's dog

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0 # RE: RE: Is Crites the New Drug Dealer? — peb2 2011-06-22 18:10

Yeah pavlov's dog, So that's what he's up to. Jinx his xbox that will get him writing.

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+1 # Yeah! Yeah! I'm late. — chiunbutt 2011-06-21 15:15

I had equipment problems. Updated from OSx 10.4 to 10.6 BLAM! Nothing worked. Had to buy a memory kit. All of which conspired to piss me off, so, and I think ya can guess what's next... I WENT DRINKIN'! Anyway, since yer all pissed off and goin' Snake Pliskin on me, I'm making the introductory price fraggin' $3.99! Now, time for Happy Hour!~

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