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Global Swarming

ZOMBIES+ALIENS+AMUSEMENT PARK+DOMESTIC TURBULENCE=GLOBAL SWARMING

Thor and Lily Schannisty are getting a divorce and thought they were having a bad year – but that was before the infection began to spread.
The foul-tempered butcher and the smartass vegetarian hoped they’d seen the last of each other – but that was before the first zombie attack.
They wished each other dead – but that was before the invasion by aliens so vile Ripley would have put a Do Not Disturb sign on her door rather than face them.
Armed with mutual loathing, a need for anger management classes, and a bloody axe, the two take the wildest ride Dizzyworld has ever seen.
Joining forces with mercenaries, a skinny horndog, a pirate with a cutlass in his marauder pants, a gay poodle, a Yiddish-speaking, scooter-driving old bitch, and a lawyer, they battle the undead while contemplating a class-action lawsuit.
Oh, yeah.  There’s also some more crap lined up to destroy the Earth.

You'll notice I am using a new company to deliver files.The other one stopped working, stopped answering emails—and I stopped paying them. I don't take a lot of shit before I do something about it. So let me know how smoothly your purchase goes with this new pipeline. I hope they work out because this tinkering and switching is interfering with my drinki... err, writing time.

	Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part A Love Story—With Zombies This is the entire novel. It sells for 6.00—the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. FRAGGIN' .60¢ AN HOUR! Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.

Oh, and here is a link to download 11 sample chapters of the zombie book, Global Swarming. Let me know what you think. The zombies make their appearance  and 40 chapters of chaos ensues! Just in time for Halloween.

Global Swarming Chapter 1 Teaser

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Global Swarming Chapter 2

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Global Swarming Chapter 3

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Global Swarming Chapter 4

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Global Swarming Chapter 5

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Global Swarming Chapter 6

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Global Swarming Chapter 7

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Global Swarming Chapter 8

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Global Swarming Chapter 9

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Global Swarming Chapter 10

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Global Swarming Chapter 11

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 Hey, let me take this opportunity to mention the great music used in Global Swarming: LES RESTES DE NYOURK by Mel-P from the album: Nouvelles de la Jungle. Moro maketes by Fekal Storm from the album: Fekal Storm - Maketes. The Firebird Jam and Cobalt & Iridium by Throng from the album: THroNG_LiVE. All of these great tunes can be found at Jamendo.com.  Their music improves the nonsense Kat Nove and I have perpetrated on an unsuspecting public! Thanks to you! And if anyone is interested in providing music for future Hack audiobooks, let me know by using the contact form link at the top of the site.

GCCsuperCRAPtacular DVD Owners PLEASE register yer DVD here so I can start giving away stuff (see above photo). I will use yer DVD number to determine if you win the VERY limited edition Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover book w/Dunkin DVD.

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0 # Martin 2009-10-09 13:54

Alright already! Those chapters are fun, I'd like more, please! Can't wait for the rest to come out. Shit, I'd pay the price of a regular audiobook from Scamazon or Audible for your stuff man.

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0 # GCC 2009-10-09 13:59

Martin, I love ya, man. I'd have the bastard up and for sale, but there is something wrong with he company I use to deliver files. I'm working on it. The FTP is down at their server, and I'm pissed off. Email if you want a direct link to the first 24 chapters. I staged it in case of emergency.

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0 # Martin 2009-10-09 16:40

LOL - I'll email you. Otherwise I'll just sit here and chew on my nails, itch my head and generally be nervous until I get my next hit. LOL! It's all good. I'm just really glad to be able to listen to something new from you again. I re-listened to No You Can't Have It, and forgot what a hoot it was. Ever thought about developing a sequel to that one? Funny stuff, that.

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0 # HTI 2009-10-10 00:55

Oh man the Global Swarming thing is just brilliant publish the whole thing and we will buy that while we wait for Dunkin III PLEASE?!?

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0 # ed 2009-10-13 01:56

I want this book but I only deal in cash, any chance one of the corporation book chains are picking this up, maybe B&N?

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0 # GCC 2009-10-13 02:11

Never happen. The book is too entertaining for mass consumption.

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0 # GordyTheCook 2009-10-13 19:56

I raid the first chapter and loved it. I will buy your "Love Story With ZOMBIES" as soon as a get a job. tell then thanks for the prevew

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0 # sandahooch 2009-10-19 04:36

I just purchased Global Swarming. The purchase system works pretty good better then what you had before. Btw when is that themometer thing on your home page going change? I have bought 3 of your books including this one and have seen no movement since 9/29/09? Are we getting close to Dunkin 3 being released? What gives? HAR!

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0 # HTI 2009-10-19 08:05

I second that question what are the new numbers?
Just finished the audiobook absolutely brilliantly funny as always

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0 # mdcasa 2009-10-21 11:26

Yup- what are the new numbers! :) Almost finished Global Swarming - already had me do at least one spit take - my wife keeps asking me what I'm laughing at. Nice job, Greg! Now she thinks I'm even more crazy than she already did!

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0 # chiun 2009-10-29 18:12

I'm working on a load of projects. Crap's interfering with my drinking. I'm tellin' ya, this writing shit may have to cease if it gets in the way of my rum consumption. Dunkin III will come out someday... when I figure yer all righteously pissed off.

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0 # The Goonch 2009-10-30 08:59

Quoting chiun:

I'm working on a load of projects. Crap's interfering with my drinking. I'm tellin' ya, this writing shit may have to cease if it gets in the way of my rum consumption. Dunkin III will come out someday... when I figure yer all righteously pissed off.

That wouldn't happen to be "the Chiun" from Remo Williams, the Adventure Begins? Greatest one liners ever! Except for some guy named Crites. He pulled out all his best for the that Zane book.

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0 # chiun 2009-10-30 09:15

Sinanju!

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0 # The Goonch 2009-10-31 14:37

Chiun voice:

"Sinanju is a small village in Korea where all the fighting art were born. Kung fu, karate, ninjitsu, all are shadows, Sinanju is the sun."

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0 # chiun 2009-11-05 10:56

I've read 'em all, ya pale piece of pigs ear. Har! Been reading Destroyer for twenty years. For a real treat get ahold of a series by Warren Murphy about an insurance invstigator. It's called TRACE. One of the books was When Elephants Forget. Hilarious!

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