2012 Halloween Special FREE Audiobook

Halloween Special! You can get the complete Zombies Ain't Funny Audiobook, over 3 hours in MP3 format, FREE!
This is an anthology of nonsense I'm guilty of editing and narrating.
Click paypal button located below, enter boo in the Coupon Code field, click APPLY, download, unstuff, load on listening device, enjoy!
Ends 11/1/12.

It's recorded. here's a  sample story from the sixteen stories in this anthology of zombie nonsense. There is no foreward cuz I've been in this biz long enough to realize you want STORY! You don't give a shit what I got to say. MAKE ME LAUGH, Dammit! HAR!

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The audiobook! Sixteen stories. Written by fourteen different twisted humanoids. Assembled and chosen by a gang of judges who despise one another. HAR! It's 'Zombies Ain't Funny... The Anthology. This is for the audiobook. Six-hours. Narrated by Crites using his entire repertoire of bad voices, accents, and pronunciation. And, as always, Six-Bucks! $3.99! Instant download!

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ZOMBIES AIN!T FUNNY
Anthology of zombie humor

INDEX



Nag Of The Dead, by Daniel Philip Lobe

The Zombirriffic! Traveling Comedy Troupe and Crematorium by Greg Crites

Milo and Otis and the Zombie Apocalypse by Jack D. Gibson

Charlie Decker and the Last Zombie by Bill Bibo Jr.

9-1-1, What Is Your Emergenzee? by C. N. Howard

How To Disappear Into A Zombie Killing Machine And Never Be Found Again by David Perlmutter

America's! Next!! Zombie!!! by Kevin Lauderdale

Late Last Night at O'Leary's by Tony Owens

Zombie CSI by Greg Crites

That’s Entertainment by Kat Nove

Papal  Visitations by Matthew Nadelhaft

PATIENCE and FORTITUDE by John Hamler

Zombie in the Family Tree by Douglas Moore

Extreme Zombie Challenge  by max keanu

McGarrigle's Bed, Breakfast and Smoking-Cure Farm by Jeni Decker

Schlepping With Zombies  by R. A. Keenan

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0 # Halloween SpecialCraig 2012-10-28 10:43
Thank you very much. Exited to have it, just, you know, not exited enough to pay for it. So free works out perfect!
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0 # RE: Halloween Specialgreg crites 2012-10-28 10:45
Quoting Craig:
Thank you very much. Exited to have it, just, you know, not exited enough to pay for it. So free works out perfect!

Funny. Yer Ma said the same thing when I didn't charge her? Weird.
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0 # RE: RE: Halloween SpecialCraig 2012-10-28 11:04
Well Quoting greg crites:
Quoting Craig:
Thank you very much. Exited to have it, just, you know, not exited enough to pay for it. So free works out perfect!

Funny. Yer Ma said the same thing when I didn't charge her? Weird.


Well Mom always did love a bargain, back before the cancer took her.
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0 # RE: RE: RE: Halloween Specialchiunbutt 2012-10-28 11:09
Quoting Craig:
Well Quoting greg crites:
Quoting Craig:
Thank you very much. Exited to have it, just, you know, not exited enough to pay for it. So free works out perfect!

Funny. Yer Ma said the same thing when I didn't charge her? Weird.


Well Mom always did love a bargain, back before the cancer took her.

Mine succumbed to an exploding propane tank while bar-b-qing a wild hog haunch.
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0 # RE: RE: RE: RE: Halloween SpecialCraig 2012-10-28 11:20
Quoting chiunbutt:
Quoting Craig:
Well Quoting greg crites:
Quoting Craig:
Thank you very much. Exited to have it, just, you know, not exited enough to pay for it. So free works out perfect!

Funny. Yer Ma said the same thing when I didn't charge her? Weird.


Well Mom always did love a bargain, back before the cancer took her.

Mine succumbed to an exploding propane tank while bar-b-qing a wild hog haunch.


You win, as if there was ever any doubt. How can i compete with Wild Hog Haunch? The alliteration alone leaves me stunned silent.
BS aside, thanks for this and all the other books. I've actually already got them all, minus the romance novels.

PS: Mom says 'Hi'
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0 # RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Halloween Specialchiunbutt 2012-10-28 11:24
Enjoy, Sir! I only win when you smile. Cheers!
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