Devlin Hardcover

  Finally got the files right and received the final iteration of the Devlin hardcover. I'll start signing and shipping and drinking. There's still a few left and I WILL NOT do this again as it interferes with my drinking.

It will contain:

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: The Gourd of Destiny

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Plan Fore From Outer Space

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Devlin Does D.C.

This will be a hardcover, signed and numbered, plus a signed/numbered certificate of authenticity, and a DVD inside containing the Devlin audiobooks. You get all the audiobooks written by GREG CRITES (not written by others) as download links.

This is pre-sale, and there will be only 100 copies printed—ever. When they're gone, they're gone. Numbers issued in order of sale (Unless you want the matching number for your Dunkin Hardcover. You must email to let me know.). As soon as I'm finsihed writing the book, you'll recieve a link via email, shortly after, you'll receive your book.

Here's the cover:

US Buyers $33:

SOLD OUT

International Buyers $46:

 

An alert Mr. Smith sent this:

Sir Hack of Tampa. How's it hangin'? I was driving and almost got whiplash when I turned on a certain street that was named: "Devlin". The best part is that it's the street the dump is on.  Needless to say I stopped and gave a loud: "HAR", just before snapping a photo. Looking forward to Abnormal Investigations 4.  A salute with my bottle in the air.

P.S
I got the nod in Devlin 3 when he got his I think suit and said: "That Crites guy is a genuis." Nice little easter egg.

And, an alert Mr. Ralph sent this:

Comments 

 
0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverCraig Bristol 2011-04-18 20:41
Tryin' to preorder but PayPal says "Couldn't complete checkout. Some products have limited availability"

Is it me or is this thing broken?
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0 # RE: Devlin Hardcoverjohnnybag 2011-04-19 06:04
The International order isn't working as well.
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0 # Ahemchiunbutt 2011-04-19 07:36
This was the fault of someone who has many times in the past been referred to as 'The King of the Typo'. The dolt shall remain anonymous.
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverCraig Again 2011-04-19 07:59
Got it,Thanks.
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0 # RE: Devlin Hardcoverjohnnybag 2011-04-19 07:59
It is working now, at least for International orders. I am looking forward to seeing what the King of Typo will do next. Try to include that artwork in the book. Heckle with a beer hat is priceless. Saude!
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0 # RE: Devlin Hardcoverjustthreemiles 2012-01-20 19:32
Got my order in. Can't wait!
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0 # FLTLTOllie 2012-01-27 01:46
GOT mine,
Devlin is on his way to Oz!
Already got all the audio books but when was Dunkin Hardcover put out and How did I miss it and can I get a copy now?
This is going to look so good next to the Scott Sigler GFL books.
Keep drinking and writing Sir Hack.
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+2 # RE: Devlin HardcoverKatNove 2012-01-31 20:20
Greg, I'm still waiting for all the books you are supposed to have sent me years ago! To punish you I'm going to beg your rabid fans to nag you to join Jeni Decker and Kat Nove in Vegas on April Fool's Day. I really need your help all you Hack fans! Jeni and I need a body to film on the floor of a hotel room, and who better than the Hack to be passed out on the floor? Besides, it's time he got married again and I know there are plenty of redheaded showgirls who would (briefly) take on that challenge. All our semi-criminal acts will be filmed and go up on YouTube! And the nagging starts...NOW! Thanks!
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0 # RE: Devlin Hardcoverjohnnybag 2012-02-14 10:04
Looking forward to reading the new Devlin stories!
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverCraig, 1 year older 2012-04-18 19:03
I am home, alone, with nothing to read, celebrating my 1 year anniversary (the paper anniversary - is that irony? I can never tell) of having ordered this book. If only Mr. Crites would set aside the rum long enough to finish the Devlin hardcover and send it to me, life would be oh so sweet.
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverSyKo 2012-06-26 10:00
I have a bottle of Sailor Jerry ready and waiting. Looking forward to it.
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0 # Dead Tree versionseric138 2012-06-30 13:26
How many dead tree books are you offering right now? I want to get my hands on Crusade.
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverPaul Preston 2012-08-04 20:35
All right you rum swilling genius, I ordered. I wants me a copy to put next to the Dunkin Hardcover. Don't make me send out the ningers after you.
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+1 # SWEET!chiunbutt 2012-08-05 14:40
I'll see if I can hook you up with a matching number to Dunkin. Thanks, Sir!
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0 # RE: SWEET!Paul Preston 2012-09-07 12:22
been a month and still no Devlin in my mailbox. I am sending the ninjers to pull the flying Hush Puppy trick on you. It's mine and you can't have it!
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0 # RE: Devlin Hardcoverjustthreemiles 2012-10-08 20:28
Hey, no sign of mine. :( Withdrawals are kicking in....
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverOllie 2012-10-09 02:09
Hi All,
Has anyone got their copy off Devlin Hardcover? If so when and where in the world? I'm in Oz and would love to know when I will be getting it.
Withdrawals have kicked in.
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0 # #50 went out todaychiunbutt 2012-10-13 12:28
Your copy went out today. I'm working as fast as I can between drinking and trying to finish Crusade II
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0 # RE: RE: Devlin HardcoverOllie 2012-10-29 00:57
Hey Hack,
I have got the book here in Oz.
Thanks, it's great.
Now how can I get some of the other?
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0 # ????chiunbutt 2012-10-29 06:30
I don't speak Aussie. No idea what you're talking about. If it's something I'm supposed to be doing, I'm furiously not doing it. I am, however, drinking.
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0 # RE: ????Ollie 2012-10-30 05:13
Sorry typo, should have read:
Now how can I get some of the other books?

I have all your audiobooks. But this is the 1st of your dead tree copies I have. All the others look like their are sold out. Is there anyway of still getting Devlin 1 and the others?
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+1 # I'm lazychiunbutt 2012-10-30 18:29
I turned the to-volume dunkin softcover back on. I turn it off when I don;t feel like shipping anything. HAR! It has dunkin 1,2,3 and Devlin 1. Link is here:
veinarmor.com/.../...
Other than that, I'm sold out. I may have a copy of Crusade, global swarming, and the zombie book left. Email if ya want me to check. Glad ya like yer hardcover! Oh, and thank you, Sir!
Greg
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0 # Thanks Sir Hack.Ollie 2012-10-31 02:52
Just ordered the Dunkin Softcover International. Looking forward to getting it.
Don't worry about hunting for the other books, I have the audiobooks of them all. It's all the Dunkin and Devlin I wanted in dead tree format.
So the next question is when is Devlin 8 coming out and when is Devlin 6, 7, so on coming to the dead tree format?
However I can wait so have a drink or 2 on me, then post my books and have 1 or more drinks.
Thank you Sir Hack.
Ollie
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0 # HO!chiunbutt 2012-10-31 13:59
Thank you sir. I'm tossing in a bonus I found. Make the best use of that seventeen dollar envelope. The Post really screws us on international shipments. I'm gonna write as fast as possible. Crusade 2, some werewolf thing, then Devlin 8, The Labours of HAR!cules. Many thanks, and I guarantee I'm drinkin' in yer honor this eve.
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0 # RE: HO!Ollie 2012-11-12 03:30
Hi, Just got the 3 books in the post. Time to get a drink and get reading. Thank you Sir and here's to your health.
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+2 # I explained in the undescended testicle postchiunbutt 2012-10-09 05:20
SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT DEVLIN HARDCOVERS!

I've had a problem with the DVD's. They are bad. Nearly 50% unreadable. The a'hole's trying to avoid issuing a refund. Anyway, I had to buy something to do it myself, so shipments are slow. I should know I have to do crap myself. I'm shipping two or three copies a day until they're gone and my fraggin' patience is exhausted. HAR!
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0 # Yippee!Paul Preston 2012-10-09 05:53
Thanks for the update,I was hoping it wasn't lost in the mail somewhere. You need to put Sailor Jerry on your payroll to help you with the difficult stuff.
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+1 # You guys got the final bookschiunbutt 2012-10-09 06:09
I will NEVER print another book. Never! This crap's hard to keep track of and I'm trying to drink.
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverMajickdragon67 2012-10-12 04:10
I pre-ordered a long time ago but don't remember if I asked for number 53 to match the first hard cover I have. Thanks keep the Devlin books coming. Can't wait for the next one.
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0 # #53 went out todaychiunbutt 2012-10-13 12:27
I'm slowly catching up. Ship a couple every day.
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0 # RE: Devlin HardcoverMajickdragon67 2012-10-21 12:13
Got my hard cover in the mail today THANK YOU I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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