Final Files Sent To Printer
Last Updated on Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:53
OK! I just sent the covers and text matter for the Dunkin Trilogy Two-Volume Softcover to the printer. The DVD's are burned. I have a supply of liquor for when I have to sign and number them.
What's on the DVD's?
Every audiobook I've written.
That's right, all of them.
Every episode of the Literary Lugwrench. This is the only way to get the episodes. I was losing money (and quality drinking time) producing the episodes and staging them for delivery. I did not want to begin charging for them, so I canceled the delivery service and shut down. But they are on a DVD inside the softcover. There are two volumes. Volume One contains Dunkin One and Two, plus a DVD full of audiobooks. Volume Two contains Devlin One and Dunkin Three, plus a DVD full of Lugwrench episodes and audiobooks. Probably eight gigs of MP3 files. Over 100 hours of nonsense. You also get links for immediate download. If the links expire before you get all the books, use the Contact link at the top of this page, let me know, and I will reset them.
There will only be 999 printed and sold. Each volume will be handnumbered and signed. Each volume has a different variation of the cover. I found something to like from each artist's rendition of Dunkin, so I used both.
They will not be available anywhere else. I turn down pitiful offers from publishers and have a reputation as a foul-tongued, cynical bastard—so they will never be available in any store!
The Boy With the Pale Skin
Crusade
Zane Sickle Comic Adventurer
Dunkin the Vampire Slayer I
Dunkin the Vampire Slayer II
Dunkin the Vampire Slayer III
No You Can't Have It
Hard Boiled Headline
Global Swarming
Devlin, Abnormal Investigations: Case File: The Hell Hermit
Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind
Devlin, Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Gourd Of Destiny
Bluetooth Bayou
Bought individually, these audiobooks would cost $77.94 This bundle is the replacement for the Supercraptacular DVD which is sold out. It is a method by which to save on the entire catalogue of Hack works.
The books on podiobooks.com have been removed. I left them up for just over two years. I was just starting, had never done it before, so they were poorly recorded. I am going through each episode and applying the same volume, effects, gate, etc. Crusade is an audio mess and I lost the original files so that one may be re-recorded completely. Probably at the same time I begin recording of Crusodomy.
The buy link for the softcover bundle is here