Thursday Feb 09

Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100?

Last Updated on Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:40

OK! I know. Ya want that last signed, numbered, copy of the Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover. And ya don't want to have to do stuff. Ya don't want to have to read through a bunch of crap. Ya just want to get entered to win. I understand that. I-AM-ON-YER-Side.

WHAT THE HELL WAS I TALKING ABOUT?

Oh, yeah, the contest. Well, all ya gotta do is...

Shit, drink's empty... BRB

What was I talking about?

 Oh, yeah, the contest for number 100 Dunkin Hardcover. Well, all ya gotta do is post a reply beneath this post with your DVD number, or your Hardcover number. Don't need your name. your email address will be visible to me as admin. JUST PUT YER NUMBER, and yer entered. If I have a question, I'll email ya

When the the Crusade copies are sold out, I'll announce a date when I will use the Tennessee Lottery to start attempting to get  a winner. If your number is the pick-three — you win. oh, all ya have to do is, put yer number down as either 23-dvd, or 23 HC. (USe yer actual number, rube!) I tried to make it easy. Post a friggin' number with either an HC or a DVD! When all the copies of Crusade are gone, I'll announce the drawing start date and post the winning numbers here. I was going to use the closest number, but then I thought, that ain't fair! If it was a high number, then the high numbered entry would win and there's a lot more low numbers. I was drinking, so I screwed up the logic/ Better to make you hit the number exactly.

I printed 200; there are 32 left.  When the last one sells, The contest is closed. I'll announce a date to watch the lottery numbers, I'll post them here. Hit it exact, and it's over! I could not think of a more equitable way to run the contest. The lottery numbers are friggin' random insofar as I have any FRAGGIN" influence on what the frig is picked. Plus, this is easy, and rewards the core-listeners/readers for taking the fifteen seconds to enter. I think if ya disagree yer an idiot, and don't make me kick yer ass. Har! Good luck.

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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Alex 2010-04-28 18:18
34 - dvd
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0 # Free is good! — Newpoint_95 2010-04-28 18:56
Number 10 Hard cover!
Free books are good, free beer is better!
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0 # Fuck you, Greg Crites — RandyNBL 2010-04-28 21:28
Yes, I want #100. And Crusade 2. Quit drinking long enough to get me both.

Book #18
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0 # Yeahh want that too — HTI 2010-04-29 15:36
Thats evil my hardcover has not arrived jet takes time to get to Ireland
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0 # RE: Yeahh want that too — The Hack 2010-04-29 17:58
Har! Yer entered. I'll put the number in here for ya after ya get the book. Besides, it's not like millions know I'm here and that my shit's friggin' hilarious, and brilliant, and I'm handsome, and I have a HUGE... HAR!. Anyway, it could take weeks to sell out the last 31 copies of crusade. I get a lot of fans, but then I piss 'em off with some kinda rude comment. My books sell like trying to pour cold ketchup on warm fries 'dam'n it's slow, but it's sooo good.' Heh! Speaking of French Fries, I've never sold a book in France. Wonder why? HAR! Surrender!
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0 # RE: Yeahh want that too — HTI 2010-05-15 05:48
Quoting HTI:
Thats evil my hardcover has not arrived jet takes time to get to Ireland

Ha got it today its nr 15
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Bobby Tingle 2010-04-30 20:20
Of course I want another one. Book #36
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — dale 2010-05-01 01:33
gimme gimme gimme, h c book number 14, i also want a copy of crusade, get me a price on that sent to the uk, if i was clever enough i would have got you to send it with my hard cover dunkin, or just pop it in with the 100th copy HAR
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0 # Mine — Cynical Bastard 2010-05-02 04:02
DVD 541

Accept that HC #100 is mine, and just get it posted, ya dumb schmuck.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — bdgrfrisch 2010-05-03 21:38
DVD515
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Doug 2010-05-04 10:07
DVD 540
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — The Goonch 2010-05-05 15:34
DVD 473
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Shannon 2010-05-06 14:28
HC 48
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0 # Duct Tape. REally? — Syd 2010-05-06 18:11
HC 8. Just got it today. In an anheiser Bush box with duck tape. Class!
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — bandit 2010-05-07 14:00
517-dvd
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — johnnybag 2010-05-07 15:31
I got Monkey Mail here in Brazil, so enter me into the competition in case by some miracle enough dupes buy Crusade before I gets me book. Obrigado!
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Chiun 2010-05-07 15:39
Oh. I'll take care of it. ANd, until everyone receives their HC or DVD (I'm slow and an alcoholic and I use the Post Office) I will not start the great 100 giveaway.
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0 # RE: RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Ty McLelland 2010-05-07 20:20
#42
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — justthreemiles 2010-05-07 22:42
#17 HC
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Bloodsage 2010-05-09 02:11
#33 Hardcover
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — robbie hebdon 2010-05-10 12:09
DVD 102 and Hardcover 37 Dunkin is god and long live RUM
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — merlinous666 2010-05-12 18:31
Just got my Hardcover #46 it is fantastical.
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0 # # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — david hensley 2010-05-14 20:09
#44 HC, only a money hungry bastitch would want a free book and deprive the hard working author money to get his rum.
well im that bastitch and i wants me a free book.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — gary eckert 2010-05-15 05:21
39 HC
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — joel 2010-05-18 10:23
Had to sober up a bit after the arrival party.. But now I can announce Hardcover #32 did make it over the atlantic and safely arrived in Germany.
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0 # Embarrassing — chiun 2010-05-20 07:20
I wasn't going to mention this, but I dutifully packed all the international orders in beer boxes intending to ship them first. The post office was not amused. So, I had to unpack and rewrap overseas books in bubblecrap to stuff in that postal envelope thingie. That's why you overseas folks got yours later. I realize I should check these things prior to proceeding but I was drinking. In fact, I'm getting ready to start drinking now. Record some Devlin.
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0 # RE: Embarrassing — joel 2010-05-21 16:48
In this spirit. Let's start a gallery with some pictures of a local beer with the book! j.mp/93ukVp
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — bandit 2010-05-19 13:46
hardcover #56 just arived. Thanks Hack. Drink up.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — irish_car_bomb 2010-05-23 19:43
HC 49 and 50 DVD #219
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0 # Got It — johnnybag 2010-05-26 19:23
Number 23 to represent Brazil and South America!!! Dunkin and Crusade together, Love the inscription on both. Keep them coming.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Trent 2010-05-27 20:20
HC 55 and DVD 470. Who thought you'd be able to sell so much of this crap?
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Kim 2010-05-29 04:09
HC 61 and DVD 555.
Who got DVD 666?
LOL maybe another giveaway?
The inscription in crusade was great! LOL.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Ron Jett 2010-06-01 10:15
380 DVD
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — BrinTFist 2010-06-02 00:26
HC 13
I need this as Bonnie is holding Devlin dog hostage. She ain't gettin' #13 from me. It's mine dammit.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — BrinTFist 2010-06-02 00:27
DVD 53
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0 # Duh HMFIC — ZooBrotherTom Korea 2010-06-06 07:32
Hey Greg! Just bought your Dunkin Hardcover!! Can't wait to impress my friends with it. Ya know, a good wack over the head with a heavy book! Does it make a good door stop, too?
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — zackmann 2010-06-06 16:09
my SuperCrapTacula r! DVD # is 553
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Brian H 2010-06-22 16:29
Dunkin hard-cover #66 in the house!
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Vicky 2010-08-04 10:59
it's all mine :) DVD #561
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Tim 2010-08-11 18:33
Hell yes I want one! HC84
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0 # Hmmm.... — chasindreams 2010-08-18 01:24
Well I already got me copy of the Dunkin Hardcover and DVD #64 (Love it! Love it! Love it!)...How about entering me for Copy number 200 of Crusade instead? HAR!!!
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0 # Crusade? — chiunbutt 2010-08-18 10:32
Har! There ain't gonna be any more numbered crap if I can remember not to do anything that requires me actually shipping stuff. I'm tellin' ya, the writin' and drinkin' part is fine. Shipping stuff requires accuracy, perseverance, diligence, responsibility, concentration, dedication, discipline, and worst of all—sobriety! Never again! HAR! Thanks, dreamchaser!
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Ace 2010-08-19 19:59
HC and DVD #86. Yarp. Thanks
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0 # The High One — Corporal Corpulent 2010-08-25 18:50
Supercraptacula r #527. Hey Hack where the frag is Dev3? Get on it! My attention spans smaller than a gnats ass! I need sustanace
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — jccrash1234567 2010-09-22 11:32
Supercraptacula r #459/999 don't know if its done but here is my # unfortunatly moving all over trying to keep working drive tractor trailer and love your stuff hope to get more soon
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0 # Dunkin HC #100 — Christiaan 2010-09-22 12:03
DVD 556/999 Thanks fer yer generous offer!
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Peb2 2010-09-24 21:41
DVD 566/999 oooohhhh yeahhhhhh
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Maladapted 2010-09-27 20:25
71 HAR!d Cover. Does a bottle of Sailor Jerry skew reality in my favor? I could take a little of that Stick Demon Legion's odds evening thing.
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — Majickdragon67 2010-10-02 10:41
Majickdragon67 Hell yea I want the HC #100
HC#53
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0 # RE: Do Ya Want Dunkin HC #100? — RelayeR 2011-02-04 22:42
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Seventh Heaven from St Lucia, Greg. Best Rum on the planet! (you heard it here first!)

RR
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