Dunkin 3 Wrap-Up
Last Updated on Friday, 12 February 2010 20:20
Well, I sent several hundred links out and missed about 10% of ya thus far. Wasn't intentional, just incompetence. If you were in on the promotion and didn't receive yours, send a note via the CONTACT link at the very top of this page. Fortunately I have remained sober and vigilant since the release and sent your links within minutes of receiving an email stating you feel ostracized. Heh! If you didn't already download the first 24 chapters from the Lugwrench feed, it's too late. They are gone. If you have Dunkin 3 coming, use the CONTACT form to let me know you need 16-31. I warned ya they would only be there for a couple weeks. I was riding the fringe of my storage space. I have learned something from this, never do it again. HAR! Chapter 28 was an MP4 instead of an MP3 (by the way, mp4 files are much smaller. Why can't I use these? Chime in if you know.) Anyway, I have changed it in all the download staging areas I used to get out the chapters. I spread it around so you would not experience failed downloads due to bandwidth limitations. Enjoy the book, and thanks.
Dunkin 3 is not for sale. When it becomes available I will make an announcement. Some of the proceeds will go to Haiti relief fund (Have not decided which fund yet. I'll post a screenshot of the paypl ticket when I make the donation), as that is some seriously screwed-up tribulations those folks have experienced. Words are simply inadequate. I hope greed and stupidity does not rule the day over there. I hope the money is used intelligently. I hope the Haitian people get to rebuild their own country and outsiders do not flood the area depriving the people who live there of an opportunity to rebuild their own infrastructure.
The music used in Dunkin 3 is called INTRO by MZMK and it can be found on Jamendo.com
The chapter Headers are:
Title Page
Chapter 01 Forced Mastication
Chapter 02 Abandon Hope
Chapter 03 Rat Soup
Chapter 04 Gratuitous Violence
Chapter 05 Song of the Siren
Chapter 06 Har! I Come, To Save the Day
Chapter 07 Short-Term Needs
Chapter 08 Pork Rinds, Peanuts, and Pumpkin Seeds
Chapter 09 I Seem To remember I don't Like You
Chapter 10 Grim Fairy Tale
Chapter 11 Preoccupo Parco or Nag Avoidance
Chapter 12 Just Leave It
Chapter 13 R.I.P. Hermy
Chapter 14 Manipulation
Chapter 15 Yeah, Yeah, Werewhatever
Chapter 16 No Joy In Greekville
Chapter 17 Monster Killin' Fer Dummies
Chapter 18 Banshee Shmansee
Chapter 19 Har! Ya Got Me!
Chapter 20 Call For Mr. Devlin
Chapter 21 Destination Volcano
Chapter 22 Bibo Ergo Sum
Chapter 23 Fell Into A Burning Ring of Fire
Chapter 24 Drinkin' Brings Out the Truth
Chapter 25 Stop Killing My Lackeys
Chapter 26 Pay Attention!
Chapter 27 What Is That Noise?
Chapter 28 Go Away!
Chapter 29 Powerless
Chapter 30 No Happiness
Chapter 31 omnibus locis fit caedes
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It is 68,000 words, 31 chapters, the audio runs over 9 hours. I wrote the book in about six weeks. It took eleven bottles of rum and an unknown amount of beer to complete the manuscript. I gained three pounds by sitting on my ass in front of the screen typing. I'm working that off now. The Boy With the Pale Skin is next. It is almost a young adult novel and in keeping with my policy of writing whatever I feel like. Devlin 3 is done and I'm letting it sit for a while before I look at it for revisions. I do this with all novels. Enjoy yourselves, smile, fraggin' laugh, and I'll annoy ya later. GCC
Comments
Ha! Awesome story telling!