Dunkin III Advance Sneak Listen

Dunkin the Vampire Slayer III: It Ain't Over Til the Fat Man Stings

Here's a few chapters, should be the first nine, of Dunkin III. Don't know when it will release. Don't care. I'm off on walkabout for some serious drinking. I only posted these because it pisses off everyone who enjoys the Dunkin series, and I'm all about being an asshole. I may not release it at all. My cat heard it and peed in my steel-toed boot. I'm taking that as some type of feline indicator I should start over.

Sneak Listen Dunkin III

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 2

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 3


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Sneak-Listen Chapter 4

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 5


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Sneak-Listen Chapter 6


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Sneak-Listen Chapter 7

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 8

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 9


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Sneak-Listen Chapter 10

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 11

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 12

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 13

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Sneak-Listen Chapter 14

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Sneak-Listen Chapter15

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Comments 

 
+2 # Kim 2009-12-10 23:03
AAARGH! You bastage! Teasing us like that.
I am soooo looking forward to the release of Dunkin 3.
And the boy with the pale skin / 12 bucks and a bullet for that matter. My colleagues look at me funny as I listen to your books at work due to all the laughing. But it is worth it. Keep up the great work.
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0 # chiun 2009-12-11 06:44
That's the kind of borderline-angry response that reassures me I haven't lost my edge. That I can still display the complete disregard for those folks who extended the hand of kindness by admitting they enjoy the wild tales constructed and disseminated by 'The Hack'. That I am still an 'assnostril'. I feel vindicated. Thank you. HAR!
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+1 # ElgourdoKris 2009-12-13 00:41
This makes me livid. You need to get around to drinking, drinking alot and post the rest of this book and post it on twitter that it is here. Wake up the next day and think aww man what the hell did i do last night. Then take it down the next day or when ever you are sober enough to think, "there not ready for it yet." so mabe a few followers might get a chance to listen to this thing. this is just a fart in the wind and hopefull thinking on my part.
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0 # chiun 2009-12-13 09:25
I'll see if I can get drunk enough to do that. Oh, wait!!! It ain't even recorded yet. I can't release it. Besides, yer right, I don't think the world's ready for Dunkin III.
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0 # ElgourdKris 2009-12-13 16:23
I was fighting a toe fungus when I wrote type my comment. So ah, no hurry I am just the impatient sort for these audio marvels you produce after eating cans of alphabet soup. Did I say so very inpatient.
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0 # chiun 2009-12-13 16:53
I'm drunk now, and I still ain't finished. Do ya have any idea how much rum mixed with clover honey it takes for my voice to recuperate after each chapter of Devlin's diatribes? Har!
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0 # ElgourdKris 2009-12-15 14:20
Just finished the 9 chapters of Dunkin III
and WOW!!! It takes time for for a fine aged bottle of rum. Nice work... Thanks for your D.D. (drunk dedication) You truly are and inspiration of sorts.
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0 # Newpoint_95 2009-12-16 05:06
An Inspiration? He's a self righteous spirit swilling sanctimonious swine! Who's only joy in life comes from the suffering of others at his hand!

Never mind that the sonorous drone of rocks being ground together that he calls a voice is the only thing that can drown out the polka music at work!

Its all about him, his booze and his boat! I doubt he even has a boat, I'll be he just sits in the tub with a bottle or four and plays with a rubber ducky!

I hope you get drunk enough to keep posting more Devlin and Dunkin! Its almost all you're good for!

(Great Job) Ummmm...Err..That wasn't out loud was it??
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0 # chiun 2009-12-16 15:30
Nice! That piece of alliterative loveliness 'self righteous spirit swilling sanctimonious swine' almost swayed me to post a few more chapters. HAR!
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0 # Newpoint_95 2009-12-16 17:49
Be careful! That 'almost' sounded like a comment! I would hate to think all that rum has turned you soft. What would happen next...you and Kat start to write self help books about lemming ranching?
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0 # KatNove 2009-12-17 18:03
Quoting Newpoint_95:
Be careful! That 'almost' sounded like a comment! I would hate to think all that rum has turned you soft. What would happen next...you and Kat start to write self help books about lemming ranching?


Is there any money in books about lemming ranching? And Greg and I were supposed to write a self-help book, but I think his fingers became so wrinkled while sitting in the bathtub with Captain Morgan it affected his typing. Being the responsible and sober one in this relationship, I did my part.

http://katnovian.com/?p=625
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