Paperbacks and Palm Readers
Last Updated on Friday, 12 February 2010 20:20
I went to see a palm reader the other day. I wanted to get my palm read and see if the shipment of paperbacks was gonna arrive soon and if I'd ever make enough sales to release Dunkin III, It Ain't Over Til the Fat Man Stings—the FINAL installment in the beloved Dunkin Trilogy. She grabbed my hand, took one look and declared, "You're an asshole!"
Crimany! I coulda called an old girlfriend if I wanted to hear that nonsense. Anyway, all of you have recently (like this past week) taken advantage of the BUY THE CRITES DVD AND GET THE GLOBAL SWARMING SIGNED PAPERBACK FREE offer, well, I'm waiting for the next shipment of books to arrive (I didn't order many cuz didn't think you people bought books. Hell, I thought you just wanted to hear my voice). Should be here any time. Which means you can still take advantage of the deal— buy the craptacular DVD (signed, numbered, limited to only 999 and selling fast), get the paperback free. Both signed and shipped together.
Bad news on the overseas or international shipping. I have checked and double checked. It costs like 7 or 8 bucks just to ship overseas to Ireland, or Australia, or Denmark, etc. So I'd have to get fifteen bucks for a paperback instead of the nine bucks US buyers get it for (free shipping) International shipping costs are a HUGE pain-in-the-keister (see this USPS link I used to figure it out). So, if you really want the book, that's what I gotta charge. However, if ya want the book and the DVD, just buy the DVD for 24.95 US and I'll ship both in the same envelope and eat the shipping.
OH! And I watched one of the greatest movies ever made. HAR! How the hell did I miss this movie? Shoot 'Em Up with Clive Owen? Who knows. Who cares. That friggin' movie rocked! Complete balls-out nonsense from the beginning to the end. That's the kinda movie I want to watch. Fraggin' bullets flying from the first frame to the last.
Oh! And I'm doing the final edits on the Dunkin III manuscript. Adding some shit here, deleting some great litrachur passages there—bringing the thing down to my standards. May start recording in a couple weeks so it'll be ready when we hit 3000 sales. I'm also trying to get in at least 1500 words a day on new books. For all you folks doing nano, good luck. Not that ya need luck. Ya just need words—so do some typing!
Comments
How dare you try and make a buck of your hackery!
now I have to buy Global swarming...
DAMN YOU CRITES!
Honestly just kidding, I'm gonna buy because:
1)your stuff rocks and I miss Dunkins fat arse
2)I'm a sucker for the underdog
3)Frankly hacks scare me :)
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