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Put Yer Zane Comments Here!

Last Updated on Friday, 22 January 2010 07:22

       Spend the Six Bucks Ya iTunes-Slurping Reject Bastadges! 

Use This Thread To Make Yer Astute Commentaries On The Brilliant Comedic Quality of Zane Sickle

This is my 'His Girl Friday'.  Zane has everything. I'm not going to give anything away, because I enjoy the fact that just when you think things can't get any more whacked—they do.This is, hands down, the funniest thing I've written. And I have 300+ reviews that allude to the same thing. I keep them close in case anyone sues me for false advertising. HAR! Actually I read them occasionally. Zane has been called, numerous times, 'The funniest book I have ever read'. A mainstream, well-respected author (not Sigler. I can't name this guy because he's pissed at me. He sent me some early chapters of his next book and I told him the truth—start over. We aren't speaking now) But he said of Zane 'This is the fucking book I wish I'd written. If you don't laugh, constantly, you don't have a pulse.' OH! And let me add that I broke out every bad accent I could visualize to produce this audiobook. Enjoy! Laugh!

 

 

 

Zane Sickle Comic Adventurer

Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.

 

Buy Now

 


 
 

Zane Sickle Comic Adventurer

Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The first half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.

 

Buy Now

 

 

 

Comments 

 
0 # badger 2009-05-23 22:21
just purchased zane transaction ID 3jx36587m2452341u but iam having problems downloading the files, not getting a responce when tring to saveas target, any ideas badger
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0 # chiunbutt 2009-05-24 07:10
Hey, Badger! Are you still having a down load problem? If so, email me using the contact form above: http://www.veinarmor.com/contact.html We'll get to the bottom of it. Thanks, man!!!
Greg
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0 # badger 2009-05-25 23:58
cheers greg , but i think its the piece of shit laptop and new anti virus that srewing things up , whats the time limit before the download dont download ?
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0 # GCC 2009-05-26 10:41
Darn! I'm feeling your pain. Yer laugh deprivation. Oh! The fraggin' humanity! The link lasts two days, I think, but just email me and I'll manually send a new one.
CYA
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0 # The Goonch 2009-05-25 08:48
Hey Crites, you bastage! Love your work. Keep em coming and I'll keep buying em. I've bought all your books so far you blood thirsty ankle biter and I haven't stopped laughing yet!

Looking forward to Zane Sickle.

Sincerely,

The Goonch
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0 # The Hack 2009-05-26 10:43
Hey, GOONCH! Great name. ANd I see you remember a classic Devlin line from Abnormal Investigations. HAR! Thanks, man! Enjoy Zane, I pulled out all the bad one-liners in my repertoire for that book.

Greg
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0 # KatNove 2009-05-26 15:09
Don't you think I should be able to get all my Crites' books downloaded for free? Mmmmm? Just for putting up with you? Actually, the real reason I'm commenting here, is because I'm not sure if you're still alive. Probably you're in jail, but that doesn't get my zombie questions answered, does it?

EVERYONE BUY ZANE! With the exception of everything I've ever written, it's one of the funniest books I've ever read.
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0 # mdcasa 2009-05-28 06:58
Zane Zickle = spit take while driving = I'm soaked with diet coke = HYSTERICAL FUN!

Keep up the excellent work Greg! I'm enjoying the hell out of Zane Zickle!

Martin
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0 # ElGourdo 2009-05-28 07:44
I have bought all of your shit and it is so funny. Can't wait to listen to Zane.
I will buy all of your works untill they suck but i dont see that any time soon.
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0 # ElGourdo 2009-05-28 07:46
Do i get Dunkin III for free. oh please i want to hear it so bad. i am freaken hooked to that tale.
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0 # outshined 2009-05-28 12:59
You got my six bucks ya fuckin' drunk! If i don't bust a gut laughin from this shit I'm gonna have to come down there with my whompin' stick and kick yer' ass!
Anyhoo, you're a fuckin' riot! Keep up the good work.
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0 # Icon 1067-B 2009-05-30 22:24
Half-way through Zane and thouroughly enjoying it.
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0 # Gail 2009-06-03 08:32
Once again I am saved from boredom by remembering there's something good I haven't heard yet.
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0 # jiffypop 2009-06-16 17:18
Zane was a fun ride, it only took a 2 day of driving to hear the whole thing. I want some more of anything you make. I will be very happy when we can get Dunkin 3, any chance your rum runners can get it now? Yes I said rum runners (junkies was taken) Love you GREG (not in a gay way) & THANKS again for the birthday e-mail in Feburary i show it off to everyone.
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0 # badger 2009-07-02 03:35
what kind of antisocial bastage goes on a mediteranian cruise for two weeks and spend first two day with his ear pod on laughing out loud and spraying old speckeld hen over his wife as she constantly jabs his ribs with the spine of some shit peice of romantic fiction, yelling keep it down ya pisshead,people are looking i give in two weeks away togiether and all you do is drink and listern to that ear pod. (well its better than her waffell) . what a laugh, joke after joke after joke. shit iam smile while writing this just thinking of it. Thanks . funny just cant discribe this, keep up the great work, rum runner badger
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0 # The Hack 2009-07-03 06:41
Hey! Icon, Gail, Jiffy, Badger, Gourd, Outshined, martin, it brings a tear to my eye to hear yuz enkoyed yerselves with Zane. I'm choked up. I can't continue typing. I need a drink. HAR! Thanks, my friends. I'll keep generating more nonsense!
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