Erotica For the Ladies

Last Updated on Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:35

I have surrendered to peer pressure and recorded an erotic tale. I've been asked by many of the ladies who enjoy my work why I don't record erotica. I've been dared, double-dared, accused of being scared, told I couldn't do it, and even more perfidious accusations. So, here is an erotic tale, penned and narrated by me, just in time for Valentine's Day. The cost is 99¢ and you get the audiobook, and the e-book versions in both e-pub and Mobi formats. I've penned a few of these and sold the First print rights. Fraggin' erotiuca sells better than anything. You pervs! HAR!

This is the audiobook version of the erotic story, Curling Toes as an mp3, plus, the e-pub and mobi (Kindle) versions are included if you prefer e-books. The cost is 99¢

GUYS! This is not Devlin. This is erotica. Do not buy. It really is erotica. It is for the ladies.

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0 # Oh Crap! — chiunbutt 2012-02-09 19:52

Dammit! I knew I shoulda did this under a fraggin' pseudonym. You guys are buying it. Crimany! It's like the boy that cried wolf. You think I'm kidding or something. Or it's a joke. It's not!!!!! It's fraggin' erotica. It's serious. No humor. Bawdy. I'm beggin' ya, don't buy it. Unless ya want to give it to your girlfriend or something.

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+1 # Oh for God's sake... — Jeni 2012-02-10 11:23

... put on your big boy undies and own it, Crites: You're now a purveyor of smut.

I've listened and I can highly recommend

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+1 # Just Because It's You — Tripple P 2012-03-09 10:55

I'm going to buy it just because it’s you, Crites, but you could have at least told us what it’s about. Some writers actually give synopsis of all their stories.
I don't know why you wouldn't include your humor in your erotica. Humor is what you are good at- Damn Good. A combination of your wit and erotica would be hilariously explosive. Just think of it- that gravelly voice of yours giving “giggles and chills” to ladies everywhere. I’m sure if you’d switch to something light like a wine cooler every once in a while, you’d have realized this too.

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0 # HAR! — chiunbutt 2012-03-17 10:59

I'm the worst businessman since the idiots behind Solyndra. I'll never make any money. After I screw up and die in a tragic sailboat incident, my heirs will inherit and can clean up on my legacy of nonsense. HAR! Double Har!!

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