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No registration. No passwords. Straight to paypal! 30 seconds you have your links. BAM!
All my audiobooks are stored as a bundle of mp3 chapters, zipped and staged for fast delivery via an expensive darn pipeline. None of my files are encoded with any type of DRM They're simple mp3's. I deliver content the same way all major audiobook company's do—including audible.
ATTENTION!!! DO NOT TRY AND BUY STUFF TO DOWNLOAD DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE OR PAD. AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD TO A COMPUTER, UNZIP, PLACE ON WHATEVER DEVICE YOU USE TO LISTEN TO MP3'S. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THOSE FANCY DOODADS AND THUS AM UNABLE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT. WITH THE PROLIFERATION OF THESE DEVICES I CAN SEE THEY WILL BECOME A PROBLEM THAT INTERFERES WITH MY DRINKING.
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Devlin 7! This is the tenth novel Devlin, the Alcoholic Vampire, has appeared in. This is the audiobook. 18 chapters. Five hours of listening pleasure! $6 BUCKS! Instant Download! |
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Rants, Raves, & Ramblings, written by Daniel Philip Lobe This is for the 3.4 hour audiobook in a zipped archive $3.49 |
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Devlin 6. The Novella. This is for the 2.4 hour audiobook entitled: Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: Spawn of Cthwholhu in a zipped archive. Total cost $2.99 |
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Devlin 5! This is the eighth novel Devlin, the Alcoholic Vampire, has appeared in. This is the audiobook. 26 chapters. Over 5 hours of listening pleasure. HAR! $6 BUCKS! Instant Download! |
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Audiobook version. Instant Download. Thiirty chapters, about 4.5 hours. Priced at $5.99 |
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Audiobook version. Instant Download. Seventeen chapters, about 3.5 hours. Priced at three-bucks. It's SciFi. Forcefields and stuff. No humor. Plus, there's more cussing than usually found in my books. So, yer forewarned.
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Key Weird This gets you an instant download link to the 55,000 word, 6+ hour audiobook version of Key Weird by Robert Tacoma The cost is $5.99
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The story of a young boy and his odd friend. One of them may save humanity. The audiobook is 4.99 |
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DEVLIN 4 — LIVE! The audiobook. 7+ Hours of nonsense. 31 mp3 chapters in a single zip file archive. Enjoy!
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DEVLIN 3!!!
YES, IT'S DEVLIN, ABNORMAL INVESTIGATIONS CASE FILE: THE GOURD OF DESTINY
THE AUDIOBOOK! HAR! $6 BUCKS. INSTANT DOWNLOAD. GET YER DEVLIN BEFORE HE GETS YOU.
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The audiobook! Sixteen stories. Written by fourteen different twisted humanoids. Assembled and chosen by a gang of judges who despise one another. HAR! It's 'Zombies Ain't Funny... The Anthology. This is for the audiobook. Six-hours. Narrated by Crites using his entire repertoire of bad voices, accents, and pronunciation. And, as always, Six-Bucks! $3.99! Instant download! |
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DUNKIN TRILOGY SOFTCOVER
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DUNKIN TRILOGY SOFTCOVER—U.S.
DON'T SCREW AROUND! THIS GETS YOU INSTANT LINKS TO ALL THE AUDIOBOOKS LISTED! THIS IS FOR US DOMESTIC SHIPMENTS OF THE BOOKS INSIDE THE U.S.— The Dunkin trilogy Softcover set contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 1000 copies—EVER! Each volume has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $33. shipping is included
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DUNKIN TRILOGY SOFTCOVER
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DUNKIN TRILOGY SOFTCOVER—INT'NTL
DON'T SCREW AROUND! THIS GETS YOU INSTANT LINKS TO ALL THE AUDIOBOOKS LISTED! THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS OF THE BOOK OUTSIDE THE U.S.— The Dunkin trilogy Softcover set contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 1000 copies—EVER! Each volume has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $46. shipping is included |
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Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part, A Love Story—With Zombies
This is the entire book chapters 1-40 of Global Swarming in a .zip file. It sells for 6.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. FRAGGIN' .60¢ AN HOUR! Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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Zane Sickle Comic Adventurer
This is the entire six-hour audiobook of Zane. It sells for 6.00. so the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3
=8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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No You Can't Have It
This is the Audiobook. It sells for 6.00. 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind
The zip contains all 32 chapters of Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind The Audiobook! 8+ hours - 400 megabytes No ads! No bullshit! $6.00
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Bluetooth Bayou
This is the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — it is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 1
Dunkin 1 Audiobook - This is the entire novel Dunkin the Vampire Slayer—book one of the trilogy. The total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is $4.99. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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DEVLIN, ABNORMAL INVESTIGATIONS: CASE FILE: THE HELL HERMIT
(this is for the NEW Re-Recorded Version)
This is the new recording.
The entire 8-hour audiobook is $6.00
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Dunkin the Vampire Slayer II
Dunkin II Audiobook - The total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is $6.00. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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CRUSADE
Crusade - This is the audiobook. Original version—not yet remasterd. It is $4.99 Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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Hard Boiled Headline
This is an zipped archive containing all 30 chapters in mp3 format, just over 440 megabytes in zipped form. It contains all 30 chapters, seven hours, the entire story. Complete with beginning, middle, and end. It is $4.99. Remember, this is not Devlin, Dunkin, or Crusade. This is me, The Hack, trying his hand at yet another genre. You still use Paypal for safe payment. Click the image at left for a summary.
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This is the entire six-hour audiobook of Westley Weasel-Private Dick: The Case For Castration (rated O for fraggin' offensive to everyone who can't understand the theory of metaphor) written by Kat Nove and narrated by The Hack. It is a single file of approx 400 megs, six hours. $4.99 And you will receive a FREE link to my re-record of the first Devlin novel AFTER you email me requesting it. |
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Comments
In addition to Podiobooks.com and iTunes, you should consider creating an account at www.goodreads.com.
In addition to listing books, they also allow podcast novels on their site. I've noticed that many authors of podcast have an account with them. It'll be another great way to be expose your stuff. I noticed that Crusade and Dunkin the Vampire Slayer I is already on it.
A list of the best free audiobooks was created, two of your books made the list.
Great friggin handle, by the way. means you wuz paying attention... HAR! I joined, but that site is not easy to navigate. Once I got away from the link EVO posted at podiobooks, and voted for my own shit... HEH! I got lost... never found my way back. I'll try later, after I sober up. Thanks for letting me know my crap is listed somewhere. I can't keep up. I'm trying to write more nonsense
Keep writing man, and I'll keep buying!
All the best for the new year.
Dude, The Sigler's bung deep in the Contagious release. But it'll drop someday. And it'll be all the sweeter for having wallowed in anticipation. HAR!
Once again, excellence ensues in a another Devlin novel. The title is my favorite so far. With all the wacky loones that I deal with everyday who are so ueber religious - this stuff just does a soul good.
Keep up the good work man.
Martin
Hey Hack,
Bro, I've been checking the sites looking for your crypt story like a 14yr old boy who has just discovered internet porn and his parents' credit card number :woohoo: . But, Nnnnooooo (best Steve Martin imitation). That is as mean a tease as a sailor picking up an Italian working girl and discovering she/he/it has a bigger package... :confused:
Oh, I digress. Yeah, yeah, I know you have no control over it.
Anyways, just wanted to wish you (and Kat) a Merry Christmas/Hanauka/Kawanza/Canada Day/Pagan Soltice and all that jazz.
I bought the first part of Devlin 2 and it is awesome. Hurry up and finish part 2 so i can give you more money!
Martin
I tried to buy Hard Boiled Headline with my Visa but it won't let me. Only PayPal.
How do I do it?
Jonesen in Korea.
Downloaded Dunkin 1 and loved it then downloaded everything else of yours on Itunes
You are NO hack
You are a DAMM GOOD author!
THIS LETTER IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP YOUR LANGUAGE AND STOP BEING SO FUNNY OR THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WILL MAKE ME STOP TAKING MY EVENING WALKS.
THEY THINK I AM CRAZY, WALKING WITH MY IPOD, LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN'T KEEP UP MY PACE. SOMETIMES I HAVE TO STOP AND BEND OVER BECAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE!
I AM CURRENTLY CHEATING ON MY FIRST LOVE, DEVLIN. WITH A MAN WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN, GABRIEL. MMMM THAT MAN IS FINE!
KEEP IT UP, I AM ADDICTED.
JONNI
Just wanted to say that Crusade was the funniest book I've ever heard! Gabriel and Warren make one of history's greatest comedy teams. Fantastic book that had me in tears most of the time.
My favorite part, Gabriel chastising Warren on his choice of pets. I need to get me one of those AK45mm flamethrowers, with a laser and ball peen hammer mounted on the end of the stock. Priceless!
Sincerely,
The Goonch.
I like that part too. My dream gun. HAR!
Thank you! And I'll write a book with Greg anytime he's drunk enough to ask me.
Great, Excellent work, my man!
Martin
on itunes please email me ur answer
Never.
HAR!!!
Complainin about six lousy bucks? What's wrong with you people? Why does everyone have expectations that everythin should be handed out for free? How's a man to make a livin? If you're so hard up, sned me your email address and I'll send you the friggin 6 bucks by Paypal...sheesh!!!
and it,s time to buy Devlin #3 or is it
free on your wedsite? I have the first
few chaps. now. I would like to pick up
Westley Weasel and Devlin #3. I enjoyed
Declin #3 a great deal....give the
lawers the finger to the tenth power.
I just finished re-listening to Dunkin 2, and then felt this odd compulsion to shell out a lousy six bucks to download Dunkin 3 because I needed another fix of your ridiculous literary jackassery! "Stop talking in my head!".
Hey, somehow I missed the boat on the hardcover crap...are you gonna reprint it or do I have to resort to the black market!? Gotta go now and put on my ear-pod thingy...
Discovered Dunkin on I-Tunes and have since listened to various Hack works.
I wanna buy some in CD form , is this format available ?Love 'em all Mate. Thanks.
Greg
What? Are my enemies spreading rumors of my demise. I ain't dead yet. HAR! Thanks for buying and enjoying my nonsense!
The Hack
Listened to almost all of your podcasts on I tunes. I absolutely loved them. Your a riot! As soon as I get some $$ I'm buying the set. Keep up the good work!
Thanks again,
Neil.
PS: I just bought the Get 'EM All package. I hope this will help with restocking your cabinet with Rum. 'cause there is nothing sadder than a man without booze.
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I paid full price for all. Send a doc. I can't wait for the next one.
Larry
Greg, Kat keep it up!