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Last Updated on Tuesday, 17 August 2010 06:53 Written by Administrator Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:18
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No registration. No passwords. Straight to paypal! 30 seconds you have your links. BAM!All my audiobooks are stored as a bundle of mp3 chapters, zipped and staged for fast delivery via an expensive darn pipeline. None of my files are encoded with any type of DRM They're simple mp3's. I deliver content the same way all major audiobook company's do—including audible. |
IF YOU BUY THE HARDCOVER, YOU GET ALL THE DOWNLOADS BELOW. JUST SAYIN'... STILL A FEW LEFT. READ ABOUT IT HERE |
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Crusade epub and REAL Book US BUYERS By wasting yer money here, you get instant download of the Crusade e-pub and a signed copy of the Crusade paperback shipped to your home. US Orders Only. Use the Overseas/International Product if you want one shipped over there...unless you bought the Dunkin HC and let me know, I'll stick both in the same package and you can use this product to buy. $10 |
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Crusade PDF and Book INTERNATIONAL BUYERS By wasting yer money here, you get instant download of the Crusade PDF and a signed copy of the Crusade paperback shipped to your home. INTERNATIONAL Orders Only. $16 |
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DUNKIN TRILOGY HARDCOVER |
DON'T SCREW AROUND! THIS GETS YOU INSTANT LINKS TO ALL THE AUDIOBOOKS! THIS IS FOR U.S. BUYERS ONLY! Shipping May 1, 2010 The Dunkin trilogy hardcover contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 100 copies—EVER! It has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. A certificate with a photo of The Hack signing your copy. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $37 shipping is included | |
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DUNKIN TRILOGY HARDCOVER |
DON'T SCREW AROUND! THIS GETS YOU INSTANT LINKS TO ALL THE AUDIOBOOKS! THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS OF THE BOOK OUTSIDE THE U.S.— Shipping May 1, 2010 The Dunkin trilogy hardcover contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 100 copies—EVER! It has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. A certificate with a photo of The Hack signing your copy. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $50. shipping is included |
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GET-EM-ALL SUPERCRAPTACULAR DVD!!!Shipped direct to yer door, a completely worthless DVD containing all manner of crap. Plus, you get an immediate download of Zane Sickle. All the audiobooks, the PDF's, the nonsense. $24.95 CURRENT SPECIAL—Buy DVD/Get signed copy of CRUSADE! |
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Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part, A Love Story—With ZombiesThis is the entire book chapters 1-40 of Global Swarming in a .zip file. It sells for 6.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. FRAGGIN' .60¢ AN HOUR! Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. |
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This is the entire six-hour audiobook of Westley Weasel-Private Dick: The Case For Castration (rated O for fraggin' offensive to everyone who can't understand the theory of metaphor) written by Kat Nove and narrated by The Hack. It is a single file of approx 400 megs, six hours. $4.99 And you will receive a FREE link to my re-record of the first Devlin novel via email as soon as I sober up and finish it. |
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Zane Sickle Comic AdventurerThis is the entire six-hour audiobook of Zane. It sells for 6.00. so the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. |
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Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3
=8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. |
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No You Can't Have ItThis is the Audiobook. It sells for 6.00. 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. |
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Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft BehindThe zip contains all 32 chapters of Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind The Audiobook! 8+ hours - 400 megabytes No ads! No bullshit! |
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Bluetooth BayouThis is the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — it is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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(available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself)Dunkin 1 Audiobook - This is the entire novel Dunkin the Vampire Slayer—book one of the trilogy. The total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
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DEVLIN, ABNORMAL INVESTIGATIONS: CASE FILE: THE HELL HERMIT
(old version available FREE @ iTunes—this is for the NEW Re-Recorded Version)This is the new recording. STOP!!!! Don't buy it. If you have bought the Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover, you get this free, PLUS it will be on the DVD inside the book. That's one of the main reasons I stayed sober long enough to get it completed. I wanted you fans to have both the original and the new one on the DVD. If you have bought the hardcover, and you want to listen now, use the ocntact form and I'll send you links. If you have bought the GCC SUPERCRAPTACULAR DVD, you get it FREE. Just use the contact form and let me know where to send the links. If you have bought Westley Weasel by Kat Nove, you get it FREE. The entire 8-hour audiobook is $6.00 |
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(available FREE @ iTunes)
Dunkin II Audiobook - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.50. The second half is 3.50. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
Dunkin II Audiobook - Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.50. The first half is 3.50. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as 2 .zip files — is seven-bucks.. Thank you! The Hack. |
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(available FREE @ iTunes)
Crusade - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Crusade - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. |
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Hard Boiled Headline (available FREE @ iTunes)
This is four zipped files, just over 360 megabytes in zipped form. It contains all 30 chapters, seven hours, the entire story. Complete with beginning, middle, and end. It is 4.99 and is for those who just can't wait. Remember, this is not Devlin, Dunkin, or Crusade. This is me, The Hack, trying his hand at yet another genre.This book has to be bought separate from the others. It is a new file delivery service I am testing. You still use Paypal for safe payment. Click the image at left for a summary. |
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In addition to Podiobooks.com and iTunes, you should consider creating an account at www.goodreads.com.
In addition to listing books, they also allow podcast novels on their site. I've noticed that many authors of podcast have an account with them. It'll be another great way to be expose your stuff. I noticed that Crusade and Dunkin the Vampire Slayer I is already on it.
A list of the best free audiobooks was created, two of your books made the list.
Great friggin handle, by the way. means you wuz paying attention... HAR! I joined, but that site is not easy to navigate. Once I got away from the link EVO posted at podiobooks, and voted for my own shit... HEH! I got lost... never found my way back. I'll try later, after I sober up. Thanks for letting me know my crap is listed somewhere. I can't keep up. I'm trying to write more nonsense
Keep writing man, and I'll keep buying!
All the best for the new year.
Dude, The Sigler's bung deep in the Contagious release. But it'll drop someday. And it'll be all the sweeter for having wallowed in anticipation. HAR!
Once again, excellence ensues in a another Devlin novel. The title is my favorite so far. With all the wacky loones that I deal with everyday who are so ueber religious - this stuff just does a soul good.
Keep up the good work man.
Martin
Hey Hack,
Bro, I've been checking the sites looking for your crypt story like a 14yr old boy who has just discovered internet porn and his parents' credit card number :woohoo: . But, Nnnnooooo (best Steve Martin imitation). That is as mean a tease as a sailor picking up an Italian working girl and discovering she/he/it has a bigger package... :confused:
Oh, I digress. Yeah, yeah, I know you have no control over it.
Anyways, just wanted to wish you (and Kat) a Merry Christmas/Hanauka/Kawanza/Canada Day/Pagan Soltice and all that jazz.
I bought the first part of Devlin 2 and it is awesome. Hurry up and finish part 2 so i can give you more money!
Martin
I tried to buy Hard Boiled Headline with my Visa but it won't let me. Only PayPal.
How do I do it?
Jonesen in Korea.
Downloaded Dunkin 1 and loved it then downloaded everything else of yours on Itunes
You are NO hack
You are a DAMM GOOD author!
THIS LETTER IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP YOUR LANGUAGE AND STOP BEING SO FUNNY OR THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WILL MAKE ME STOP TAKING MY EVENING WALKS.
THEY THINK I AM CRAZY, WALKING WITH MY IPOD, LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN'T KEEP UP MY PACE. SOMETIMES I HAVE TO STOP AND BEND OVER BECAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE!
I AM CURRENTLY CHEATING ON MY FIRST LOVE, DEVLIN. WITH A MAN WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN, GABRIEL. MMMM THAT MAN IS FINE!
KEEP IT UP, I AM ADDICTED.
JONNI
Just wanted to say that Crusade was the funniest book I've ever heard! Gabriel and Warren make one of history's greatest comedy teams. Fantastic book that had me in tears most of the time.
My favorite part, Gabriel chastising Warren on his choice of pets. I need to get me one of those AK45mm flamethrowers, with a laser and ball peen hammer mounted on the end of the stock. Priceless!
Sincerely,
The Goonch.
I like that part too. My dream gun. HAR!
Thank you! And I'll write a book with Greg anytime he's drunk enough to ask me.
Great, Excellent work, my man!
Martin
on itunes please email me ur answer
Never.
HAR!!!
Complainin about six lousy bucks? What's wrong with you people? Why does everyone have expectations that everythin should be handed out for free? How's a man to make a livin? If you're so hard up, sned me your email address and I'll send you the friggin 6 bucks by Paypal...sheesh!!!
and it,s time to buy Devlin #3 or is it
free on your wedsite? I have the first
few chaps. now. I would like to pick up
Westley Weasel and Devlin #3. I enjoyed
Declin #3 a great deal....give the
lawers the finger to the tenth power.