Beware the Cyberwocky
Last Updated on Monday, 29 November 1999 18:00
Veinarmory-Blog - Song Parody
by greg crites—The Hack Note: from Through The Phosphor-Dot Glass
with apologies to Lewis Carroll
Twas analog and unix codes
Did daemon crash and reboot not
All cmos, bios, toolbox, diodes
servers, c-drives still, a quiet slot
Beware the cyberwock my son
The loop that ends, the code that hangs
Beware the broken link, and shun
The mosaic java applet!
He took his mbone faq in hand:
Long time the network foe he sought
So rested he by the delete key
And stood awhile in thought
And as in RAMish thought he stood
The Cyberwock, with eyes of flame
came through PEM port as not it should
And dingdonged as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The mbone faq went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, its faq he read
He went querying back.
And hast thou slain the Cyberwock?
Come to my arms, my nerdish boy!
O SQL day! T1 Relay!
He chortled in his joy.
Twas analog and unix codes
Did daemon crash and reboot not
All cmos, bios, toolbox, diodes
servers, c-drives still, a quiet slot
Comments
Heh! I love the idea of you pushing around these pretty ponies. HAR! I had to do something. Some Third-World camel suckin' sub-primate bastitch broke into the site and sent about 300 fraggin' spam forms. Since I could only pinpoint the country from which the nonsense originated, I don't have enough info to find and kill the fucker responsible. So, you get to push ponies around. Blame it on furriners. Heh!