The Hack's Version of Jingle Bells

Last Updated on Monday, 29 November 1999 18:00

Veinarmory-Blog - Song Parody

Sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells' Har! I have prepared a pre-written review to which you can add either 'this was funny' or 'You suck' to the end. Dear Hack, you are a genius, and time and time again amaze me with your brilliance and steady craftsmanship. Your pen never waivers in its goal to bring laughter and joy to the masses. You are also a handsome devil. Paste 'you suck' here! There, thank you, drive through.

Credit cards, charge accounts, going deep in debt.

If I keep Christmas Shopping, I'll go bankrupt yet.

Shopping malls, traffic stalls, waiting in long lines,

so clerks can clean my wallet, in recordbreaking time

Dashing down the aisles, looking for a toy,

it only costs two bucks, what unexpected joy.

Then came accessories, which were necessities,

they cost me a hundred bucks without the batteries.

Oh Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time is here.

And I'll be paying for this crap, till Christmas time next year.