No, You Can't Have It Audiobook Download Available Now

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Hey! Finally finished No, You Can't Have It - the audiobook. It is 22 chapters, approx 8 hours, and available as two zipped files (part 1-192megs, part 2-220megs) at a cost of three-dollars each, for a total cost of six-dollars for the unabridged, complete novel as read by the author, Greg Crites. The Hack. GET IT HERE!

To all the lovely and 'dripping with good taste' GCC Supercraptacular Club members, I am sending links as fast as possible. My brilliantly outlined automated email blast did not work. So, I have to send each one separate. If you don't receive it soon, email The Hack from the contact form on the main website, and call me a name. OH! AND WHEN YOU GET YOUR LINK, DOWNLOAD WITHIN 24 HOURS, PLEASE! It costs me a few cents for every download, so don't make me send it twice. Har! Enjoy the book!

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0 # klarzy 2010-01-02 14:34
You grade 1 bastage,
I read Dunkin's and laughed so hard I pulled my cathater out of my dick.
I read the abnormal investigations books and fell out of bed busting my pelvis.
I have just listened to NYCHI and howled so loud that I have just suffered an involentary bowel movement. Still, after 2 years of nurses giving me shit, i have finaly given them some back.

Crusade was incredible, vampires are now heros, pale skin looks fascinating and i can not wait to finish D3

You are one seriously funny fucker, and the last carpenter that was as sick as you are was nailed to a tree.

Long may you reign my lord..

Klarzy
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0 # chiun 2010-01-04 10:08
Thank ya, sir! Glad I could help get ya up and about, even it did bend yer wiener, break yer hip, and cause skidmarks. Keep laughing! The Hack
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0 # FucktasticPacketRat 2010-03-28 08:23
I do have to say this has been some of the most fucktastic material I have read in a long time. I'm not prone to buying things but I actually bent over and pried my wallet from my ass to buy the DVD.. Very well done and looking forward to more crap!
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