Has your lip augmentation gone wrong? When you push your lip in—does it stay that way? Has your plastic surgeon pumped so much collagen into your lips—they float upward toward your nostrils?

WELL...

The Amazing NEW Lip Roller exercise device is just what you need!

Dr. Crites, world famous health, nutrition and exercise scientist has developed the LIP ROLLER system for maintaining those poofy lips.

JUST $9.95

You get the patented LIP ROLLER* plus the illustrated guide to show you how just five minutes a day can keep those bloated lips in shape.

*No, it's not a fucking marble. It's a hi-tech exercise device made in the Crites Labs. Keep talking shit and I'll sue you.

0 # Jim. SynapticJam 2009-08-27 07:56

I wanna get me one of them suckers! Give it to my wife. Yeah... My wife, Angelina Jolie...

0 # HACK 2009-08-27 07:58

Dammit, Jim! I'm a scientist, not a marriage counselor. HAR!