What the Hell Are You Doing, Crites?

Veinarmory-Blog - Miscellaneous Snorts

OK! I have been conspicuously absent of late. It’s not all due to insipid laziness, or alcoholic pickling, or hours scouring the used sailboat offerings. But some of it is.

Downloads of my rigamarole approaches 300,000 on itunes. Paid downloads continue to grow and for this I thank all of you. You know who you are.

The status of the final four chapters of Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind.

When I started recording, I had a finished novel. I had no reservations. No clue. I posted part one, a zip file containing chapters 1-16. And it was good.

I started recording chapters 17-32, and it was bad.

Somehow, I lost several chapters.

My hard drive contains hundreds of stories I’ve written, ten novels that are completed, six novels in various stages of completion, and a thousand inadequately named small files containing snippets of things that come to mind but don’t fit into a novel—so I save them.  In short, it’s a mess. What makes it a worse mess are the various copies I keep backed up on an external drive, dvd’s, an on-line medium I use,  and cd’s.

Toward the end of 2008 I decided to abandon my long-time writing software, Clarisworks, as it was no longer being upgraded or supported by Apple. I looked at several, eventually deciding on Bean, a free, no-frills word processor that is the opposite of MS Word Bloatware. (Note: I am now looking at some sort of writing software that acts somewhat like a database to enhance my ability to search for things within my own body of work) ANyway, I decided to start converting old clarisworks documents into Bean, and clean up the mess of files. That’s where I went wrong, apparently. It seems I backed up and converted a file of Devlin II that was incomplete, but somehow had been modified at a later date than the good one.

Short answer—I lost several chapters. basically the entire exciting conclusion. Even shorter answer—I am an idiot. HAR!

The good news; I rewrote it it. I am recording it now and will be done by Friday, january 23rd. I have not yet figured out how to deliver it to the hundreds of early buyers, but I will.

Anyway, this friggin’ nightmare has caused a resultant reduction in posting, site upgrades, new writing, recording, literary lugwrench episode production, and the likelihood of catching me smiling.

Oh, and here's a pic that illustrates how much I care about your less-than-perfect review of my work:fist1

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0 # Trucker larry 2009-02-03 09:50
I would say that is a picture of day 2 of a 3 day bender. HAR!

Hey, who photo-shopped out your prison tattoos off your knuckles? (just trying to improve your “street cred”.)

Sorry to hear about the computer woes…Honestly, how many lamps, vases, cats, and other breakable objects did you end up venting on? Well, stop breaking quasi-valuable things and take out your frustrations on the “no habla anglais, gringo” co-workers! I mean, if you can’t vent your frustrations on a few illegal mexicans, what good are they?
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0 # Trucker Larry 2009-02-03 09:51
For a well organized, completely free word processor made just for writers, you might want to check out yWriter 4. I know it works w/ the PC, don't know about the Mac. Don't know if it is _too_ organized for you (or any writer). It is a very well done writer's tool. But what do i know!? Damnit Jim, I'm a truck driver, not a edumacated author and widely admired podcaster!
Btw: you can find yWriter at downloads.com if interested...
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0 # Trucker larry 2009-02-03 09:52
Don’t get mad, GET EVEN! How about making the asshats (still don’t know what the hell that means) the subject of the next Crusade adventure? And use real names, maybe just adding an “s” to the end of the last names so the asshat lawyers can’t sue you… pen mightier than the sword and all that crap. Well, immortalize the asshats (damn, starting to like that word!) and teach them what happens when they dare to reject the Hack!
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0 # The Hack 2009-02-03 09:52
Larry! Well organized and Crites are some kinda oxymoron. Heh! I’ll look at it. I’m still using Bean, but Scrivener is pretty cool. I mean, if you write a thousand odd paragraphs of clever shit you want to use in the future and need some way to find it the next day after you’ve sucked down a bottle of rum.

Hey! Chapters 29 and 30 are live. Back on the main site. Bottom of first post. I’m working, sorta. Har!

Thanks, Larry!
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0 # The Hack 2009-02-03 09:53
Oh, and I don’t know what asshat means. But I want one. There is a term for taking two dissimilar words and merging them. I do it all the time, but I have no idea what I’m doing. They just come natural. Peckernostril. Buzzardlip. Earbooger. If they sound disgusting, I think of them. Some kinda genetic miswiring.
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