Why Are We Here?

Last Updated on Friday, 26 March 2010 05:37 Wednesday, 02 April 2008 00:00

HAR! You came over here for some existential-zen crap about the big question.

Why are we here? To make you laugh. So. buy some shit!

Veinarmor is the marketing arm of The Hack's work, and is the only place to obtain the written nonsense of 'The Hack'. That's right. The ONLY place to get it.

Did you miss the splash page? Do you care? If you need to see it, go here:

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0 # blue515 2009-01-16 02:58

To buy crap,

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0 # chiunbutt 2009-01-16 03:08

Dang! That is deep! We are here to buy crap. Crap Consumption Components! I need to write some kinda philosophy book. get a horde of cult followers. Existentialism via input of nonsense. I laugh at Devlin—therefor e I am.

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0 # jack 2009-03-09 16:23

i think u should put devilin 2 on itunes

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+2 # The Hack 2009-03-11 10:25

Ya want it now, ya gotta buy it. Some of us need rum to write. I need rum. You buy me rum, you listen to Devlin. No rum. No Devlin.

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0 # WaveRider 2009-03-15 04:37

Want to give sandy high-fives to my old, drunk friend Greg...we met on TNBW site a couple of years ago. Glad to see he's out on parole and not tied in with Bernie Madeoffwithallm ymoney. Hope you're hangin' in, Scribbler. I'm still writing and I'll be emailing you about publishing. Got five novels in the stable and working on six. Weather is good on the Atlantic in Va. Beach. Have fun, a stiff drink, and keep smilin'...Lee

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0 # KatNove 2010-03-22 13:00

Quoting WaveRider:

Want to give sandy high-fives to my old, drunk friend Greg...we met on TNBW site a couple of years ago. Glad to see he's out on parole and not tied in with Bernie Madeoffwithallm ymoney. Hope you're hangin' in, Scribbler. I'm still writing and I'll be emailing you about publishing. Got five novels in the stable and working on six. Weather is good on the Atlantic in Va. Beach. Have fun, a stiff drink, and keep smilin'...Lee

Watch out, Lee! He's armed with a bottle of Captain Morgan and mispronouncing words all over the damn place! Har! It's like a tnbw class reunion.

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0 # organic moisturiser 2009-09-14 12:13

I'll buy some shit if you answer a Zen Koan.

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+1 # The Hack 2009-09-14 14:49

I'll sell ya something if you massage my prostate in such a manner as to calm my savage desire to injure things that annoy me.

Yer aiming a little high, intellectually, grasshopper.

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+1 # croprock 2009-09-17 11:57

HAR! You got owned little man.
And christ who the fuck calls themself organic moisturiser?
How the hell did you find this site?
What kind of imbred retard are you?
Answer this zen crapan, is your mother your sister?

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+1 # GCC 2009-09-20 10:50

HAR! Ya rat bastitch! I oughtta let you co-write the next damn Devlin book. Yer my knida humna, croprock!

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0 # Ms — Chalice 2012-07-06 02:10

Hahahahahaha!

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+1 # cheap night vision goggles 2009-10-06 04:53

HARR HARRRR

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+1 # This Stuff Rockz — cantas 2010-03-18 19:42

This Stuff Rockz

and Dunkin for President

HAR!

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0 # RE: Why Are We Here? — Richard Weathers 2010-04-29 21:00

you keep me goin' allong with the sailor and a cigar! lack 1 chaqpter of finishing hard boiled headline. Damn if you don't make sense! Death to those rat bastards!!!!Lon g live the Sailor!

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+3 # Crusade #2 — Howard Elam 2011-07-13 21:28

Greg, time to get back to work on Crusade #2. and name the book to be made into the movie. keep up your great work but have fun aswell

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