Well, ya annoyed me with emails asking for it. Ya apparently don't care that it's work and interferes with my drinking. Yer a heartless bunch! Anyway, I'm producing a Devlin hardcover.
It will contain:
Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind
Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: The Gourd of Destiny
Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Plan Fore From Outer Space
Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Devlin Does D.C.
This will be a hardcover, signed and numbered, plus a signed/numbered certificate of authenticity, and a DVD inside containing the Devlin audiobooks. You get all the audiobooks written by GREG CRITES (not written by others) as download links.
This is pre-sale, and there will be only 100 copies printed—ever. When they're gone, they're gone. Numbers issued in order of sale (Unless you want the matching number for your Dunkin Hardcover. You must email to let me know.). As soon as I'm finsihed writing the book, you'll recieve a link via email, shortly after, you'll receive your book.
Here's the cover:
US Buyers $33:
International Buyers $46:
An alert Mr. Smith sent this:
Sir Hack of Tampa. How's it hangin'? I was driving and almost got whiplash when I turned on a certain street that was named: "Devlin". The best part is that it's the street the dump is on. Needless to say I stopped and gave a loud: "HAR", just before snapping a photo. Looking forward to Abnormal Investigations 4. A salute with my bottle in the air.
P.S
I got the nod in Devlin 3 when he got his I think suit and said: "That Crites guy is a genuis." Nice little easter egg.
Fargin has been killed.
Smith is retiring.
The CIA’s interim Director has assigned a new agent to deal with Devlin.
There is no one left to remind the powers-that-be not to bother Devlin.
The universe faces extinction.
Only one self-described monster stands in the way of a malevolent planet.
It is not a good time for Devlin to involuntarily come to grips with the knowledge he may actually care about anything.
Here's where I'll post the samples, etc. when I'm sober enough to function. You all know the drill. Here's the cover:
Almost ready.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
DIRECT DOWNLOAD Chapters 1 & 2 HERE:
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
DIRECT DOWNLOAD Chapters 3 - 5 HERE:
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This is the eighth novel Devlin, the Alcoholic Vampire, has appeared in. This is the audiobook. 26 chapters. Over 5 hours of listening pleasure. HAR! $6 BUCKS! Instant Download! |
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