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Guerilla Garage Sale Tactics

Guerilla Garage Sale Tactics A Collection of Greg Crites’ Short Nonsense This audio collection features 24 short pieces written by that imbecile, Crites. It runs four-hours and costs three-bucks....

Devlin 8 Audio Sample Chapter

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Last Updated (Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:21) Written by Administrator Wednesday, 13 February 2013 13:40

Chapter one of the 8th Devlin tale: Devlin, Abnormal Investigations Case File: The 12 Labors of HAR!cules

Still working on audio edits and cover. I'd give ya a date but you'd just get mad when I was late.

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Chapter two of the 8th Devlin tale.

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Chapter three of the 8th Devlin tale.

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Chapter four of the 8th Devlin tale.

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Chapter five of the 8th Devlin tale.

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Last Updated (Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:50) Written by Administrator Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:24

Guerilla Garage Sale Tactics
A Collection of Greg Crites’ Short Nonsense

This audio collection features 24 short pieces written by that imbecile, Crites. It runs four-hours and costs three-bucks. Instant Download.

How this came about. Some outfit emailed wanting to distribute my shorts and pay royalties. I did all the work to find them and the company went out of business. So, I decided to offer them here for the new readers.

SPOILER ALERT! You old-time listeners should not buy this as you’ve already heard the stories through the Literary Lugwrench Clodcast. This is for new listeners!

I called it Guerilla Garage Sale because that’s one of the stories, and this entire collection is just like rooting through rubbish at a yard sale. Some stuff’s awesome, some stuff’s lice-infested. HAR!

I wrote and recorded these a long time ago and haven't listened to them. If there's something wonky, email me! I'll sober up and fix it.

Dog Fetches Man Sample story



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This is the four-hour audiobook. Cost is $3.00 Instant download. unzip files, listen.

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Devlin 8 cover

Story names

bank president  interview
irs agent
Crites For Senate        
Dating Site    
ghost story my ass        
guerilla garage sale    
How Not to Pick Up Women            
Journalism in Tennessee            
Konan
mayberry csi        
a modest presidential proposal            
O' Shun the Ocean        
oxymoron        
physical fitness for the physically forlorn      
how I made my polygrapgh pay off  
pontificating politician            
sinko de marriage        
successful politician            
superviceman        
This Old Box            
tropical vacation        
warm spring day        
dog fetches man            
night of the living imbeciles

Dunkin/Devlin E-Book Bundle

Last Updated (Saturday, 09 February 2013 17:08) Written by Administrator Saturday, 09 February 2013 17:02

Get Dunkin 1-3 and Devlin 1 - 7 in epub and mobi e-book formats for $9.99

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Last Updated (Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:40) Written by Administrator Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:38
Flaming Asshole Chile Recipe

1 Green Pepper
1 small jar red roasted peppers
5 jalapenos
1 Habanero pepper
2 large onions
5 tomatoes
3 garlic cloves
1 pound ground beef
1 pound Italian sausage
1 package salt pork
Chile pepper
salt
pepper
cayenne pepper
I bag pinto beans

Dump pinto beans in water, add little salt, lots of pepper, and salt pork. Cook until soft. Lower to simmer.
Cook ground beef and Italian sausage with onions, chile powder, onions, green pepper, and jalapenos/habaneros. Drain and dispose of grease. Dump meat and good stuff into beans. Blend tomatoes to mush, add to beans. Dump in roasted pepper and garlic cloves. Simmer. Eat. Hold butt cheeks open beneath the shower the following morning. (You can reduce the hot stuff if you're a WEAKLING!)
Last Updated (Monday, 15 October 2012 12:51) Written by Administrator Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:00
Devlin 7! This is the tenth novel Devlin, the Alcoholic Vampire, has appeared in. This is the audiobook. 18 chapters. Five hours of listening pleasure! $6 BUCKS! Instant Download! Add to Cart

Finally got it uploaded. Tried something new and ended up with file corruption it took forever to track down. I’d like to know if anyone noticed a difference in one of these chapters as I tried something new. Feel free to comment here or send an email. Enjoy, and thank you!
Greg

SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT DEVLIN HARDCOVERS!

I've had a problem with the DVD's. They are bad. Nearly 50% unreadable. The a'hole's trying to avoid issuing a refund. Anyway, I had to buy something to do it myself, so shipments are slow. I should know I have to do crap myself. I'm shipping two or three copies a day until they're gone and my fraggin' patience is exhausted. HAR!

Chapter 1

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Chapter 2

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Chapter 3

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Chapter 4

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In Devlin’s exciting 7th adventure, he finds himself, of all things, happy. He’s got his island. It’s been a month since anything tried to kill him. The grand scientific experiment to reproduce Jimmy’s moonshine is underway, and all is right with the world.

Except, a month prior he killed the Mass Transitor whose death put an immediate end to 95% of the entire Universe’s illicit shipping. Understandably, quite a few unsavory characters are unhappy. They can no longer use the gate for instant transport, so they’ve put a price on Devlin’s head large enough to guarantee numerous riff-raff will change course and make way for earth.

It’s Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Undescended Testicle coming soon!

 

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