Certain features of this pain-in-the-ass website will be unavailable. I am sober and performing system maintenance. Audiobook sample downloads will be disabled for sure. The more I tinker, the closer it gets to happy hour, and the more likely the entire site will be disabled.

GCC-- Ham-Fingered Hackministrator

This is just a note to advise you that buying my audiobooks, or for that matter, anything that is delivered as a zipped archive, driectly from your ipad,  will not work on your iPad without significant fiddling. Including buying an app to unzip files. Why Apple chose to not include unzip capability within the iPad OS is beyond me—but they didn't. There is an app called iunarchive or something similar available for sale at four-bucks or something, but I cannot attest to this as I don't have an ipad. Be advised, the best way to enjoy my audiobooks is to download to your computer, double-click to unzip, drag files to itunes or whatever sound-software you use, or drag mp3 files to your ipad's itunes.

This is only here temporarily as I can no longer avoid dealing with it. HAR! You folks who emailed wanting a softcover copy of the Zombies Ain't Funny anthology, here it is. They are eight-bucks each and include shipping to the U.S. If you wish additional copies, they are five bucks each and you'll have to email first to make arrangements. International folks, ya gotta add ten bucks for shipping, whether it's one copy or six. I use priority mail envelopes at $13.58 each. Email using the contact form above if you want a copy and I'll make direct arrangements. I know it's a pain-in-the-ass but that's the difference between shipping a tangible product and delivering some 1's and zero's—we both gotta make extra effort.

Softcover and Audiobook U.S. Buyers $8.00

  Well, ya annoyed me with emails asking for it. Ya apparently don't care that it's work and interferes with my drinking. Yer a heartless bunch! Anyway, I'm producing a Devlin hardcover.

It will contain:

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: The Gourd of Destiny

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Plan Fore From Outer Space

Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Devlin Does D.C.

This will be a hardcover, signed and numbered, plus a signed/numbered certificate of authenticity, and a DVD inside containing the Devlin audiobooks. You get all the audiobooks written by GREG CRITES (not written by others) as download links.

This is pre-sale, and there will be only 100 copies printed—ever. When they're gone, they're gone. Numbers issued in order of sale (Unless you want the matching number for your Dunkin Hardcover. You must email to let me know.). As soon as I'm finsihed writing the book, you'll recieve a link via email, shortly after, you'll receive your book.

Here's the cover:

US Buyers $33:

International Buyers $46:

An alert Mr. Smith sent this: